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How Come Real Life Isn't As Sexy As Erotic Cartoons?

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August 28, 2011

How Come Real Life Isn't As Sexy As Erotic Cartoons?
Image courtesy of Comics Database.

Have you ever heard of a series called "Bible Black?" It's an adult anime that's insanely hot and incredibly hardcore. We're talking chicks getting gangbanged, having orgies and being drenched in jizz, with even the "homely" babes having perfect, big titties and supermodel bodies. Why the heck isn't real life anywhere near as hot as these erotic cartoons? Could you imagine living in a world where the ugly chicks are perfect 10s and everybody's always willing and aching to screw your brains out? Besides being awesome, it might even save the world economy on account of how much we'd all spend on post-sex cigarettes and alcohol. Unfortunately, the world isn't like that, so we'll have to be content with sites like Titanime.

Of course, even if we did live in that miraculous animated world, you'd still probably take time out of your sex-filled day to check out Titanime. That's because it's got over 465 of the hottest erotic cartoons this side of the Internet. The quality varies depending on the vid, but the least impressive ones still look pretty good and plenty offer excellent-quality playback. In case the sitename isn't clear enough, each vid focuses on hentai hotties with big tits, too! The downside is that there are no photo galleries and, being hentai from Japan, none of it is exclusive. However, you do get access to a couple of bonus sites with your membership.

Anime Illustrated has a name that's a bit less accurate, as anime is technically only animated video. However, this site doesn't have any movies at all. You do get plenty of toon goodness, though, as there are over 345 picture galleries. They're not high-res images, but they do look pretty good. Also, you can save them in Zip folders. Extras include additional pics and about 15 videos, as well as access to a slew of toon and non-toon websites.

Comics Database also doesn't feature any movies, but it does have more content, some of which is exclusive. Also, new photo galleries are added every single day (though it should be noted that it looks like they sometimes rotate content). So far, this has resulted in you having access to over 975 picture sets featuring just about every comic book style you can think of. You can typically expect between 10 and 50 pics per set, some of which are high-res. Also, you can save every gallery in a Zip folder. Membership includes access to 10 bonus sites.

Posted by Adam Strong at August 28, 2011 6:30 AM

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