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March 23, 2007

The Dirty Old Man

The media tells us that we no longer have to get old. Then again, they also market a million different ways to stay young despite all the odds, from miracle wrinkle creams to little blue pills that keep our libidos intact. I guess as the baby boomers start to realize that retirement age is no longer a decade away, there's considerable panic. Nevertheless, with sites such as Dave Cummings and The Dirty Old Man, I guess there is hope for all of us.

Dave is a 66-year-old still going strong, even if he hardly appears otherwise to be defying the sands of time, otherwise. Dirty old Mike is only 50, but apparently has smoked all of his life, judging from skin almost as gray, as his hair. They're almost more of an example of pro-aging propaganda, than anti-aging artifacts. However, looking at Mikey almost curbs my nicotine cravings, better than the patch does.

Anyway, it's probably just sour grapes on my part. Lately, at only 35, I already feel so stiff waking up during these cold winter months that I can't imagine what it will be like in 15, let alone 31 years from now. Just to be clear, I'm not talking about my morning wood when I speak of stiffness, since that's probably one of the main things that reassures me that I might feel old and grumpy, but I'm nowhere near dead yet.

These fellows might owe part of their continued sexual prowess to sexual medications such those that fill the ads in my junk mail file each day. AFP reports (03/21/07), the Chinese don't just count on the drug Viagra to prolong pleasure in this life, but also, they believe that it can make the loving last even beyond the grave. I guess I was ignorant of their beliefs surrounding the afterlife.

In practices, vaguely reminiscent of Pharaohs in pyramids surrounded by everyday items to use on the next plane, Chinese have a tradition of burning paper symbols of earthly delights to bring happiness to the dead during the Tombsweeping Festival. It's on April 5, but locals are already snatching up replicas of everything from televisions to cell phones, cars to other luxury items, photos of coquettish ladies and even Viagra, reproduced in parchment.

They say you can't take it with you, but with the surge in consumerism in China, older traditions are being given a post-modern, capitalist twist, even as officials try to crackdown on what they consider vice, according to the Beijing Morning Post. Every culture seems to dream of some kind of heaven, but TV and hot chicks sure beats the hell out of the pearly gates, I was brought up to aim towards.

Posted by Will Peters at March 23, 2007 1:01 AM

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J"ai d'abord vu ce type venir s'asseoir derrière ma femme colette choisez

Posted by: colette at May 14, 2007 4:37 AM

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Posted by: leon at November 18, 2007 1:47 PM

passant ses mains sous les bras de colette il attrapa ses seins et les massa au travers de sa petite robe, tout le monde sur la terrasse regardait ma femme se faire peloter les nichons par pepe, puis il mit ses mains dans son decolte et lui pretissa les nibards, voyant que je disais rien il en profita pour ouvrir la robe et l'abaissa jusqu'a la taille mettant colette torse nu

Posted by: Lucien at November 21, 2007 2:33 PM

s'amusant à faire rebondir les seins de colette les soupesant puis les passant à pleine main
Un autre petit vieux arriva et retira la table devant nous pour s'agenouiller en face de colette il sorti son opinel et entailla la dans de sa robe et la déchira jusqu'à la lui enlever et jeta les lambaeux dans le public qui applaudissait croyant à un spectacle de rue érotique

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Posted by: Anonymous at December 30, 2008 1:23 AM

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