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May 3, 2006

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Lately, you might think that our species was as hairless as those bald hypoallergenic cats you may have seen. My allusion to those specially bred alien looking felines is not accidental, furless pussies for me are simply surreal whether you're talking cuddly pets or heavy petting. The debate to have hair or to go bare has been ongoing for centuries.

Here's a brief version of a pubic history called Public Hair written by Nerve's Ken Mondschein for his series "History of Single Life."

In ancient Egypt, Mesopotamia, Greece and Rome, body hair was a no go as it was aesthetically unpleasing.

In medieval times, the Christian church considered overzealous grooming a gateway to sin. Hairy pits kept you safe for heaven.

Michelangelo's statue of David with wavy pubes proves the Age of Enlightenment didn't lighten up on the pubes. However, unlike the Dark Ages, hairy bits promoted sin not guard virtue. Renaissance prostitutes wore pubic wigs called merkins if they lost their muff to illness or lice. Hairless didn't seem a nice vice.

By the nineteenth century, public portrayals of nudes in art were back to hairless but that convention believed hairless nudity was less sexual not necessarily more aesthetically pleasing. Pubes were a no show, rather than a must go.

Finally, at the beginning of the 20th Century as women's clothing gave way to revealing more flesh, American ladies magazines like McCall's and Harper's Bazaar began to publish ads that implied that it was "modern" and less old fashioned to remove superfluous hair.

As the century progressed and women got more undressed in string bikinis, Brazilian thongs, tank tops and no nylons, more hair goes away. ken's article calls it "the ultimate in nudity" while I see it as a strange sense of modesty. Hair defines the line between showing a lot and showing too much, similar to a nipple versus the rest of the breast.

Personally, being a somewhat hirsute chap myself, I yearn for the 1970's when hairy was hot. Nobody wants wall-to-wall shag carpeting anymore, boys and girls want hardwood floors.

Nevertheless, I remain true to my genetics. Call me a black sheep as I refuse to follow convention and shear off my own wool… I'd rather have a few people sneeze at me than start looking like one of those non-allergy causing cats.

Posted by Will Peters at May 3, 2006 12:28 PM

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Posted by: Anonymous at January 2, 2008 2:15 AM

Those cats look a bit like brains lol

Posted by: Mike at August 18, 2008 10:39 PM

ewwww shit is ulgy

Posted by: cory at August 22, 2008 5:17 PM

damn I want one of those cats - looks mean 'n nasty - love to see if it likes my x-wife ... would keep it as my shoulder buddy ... kill kill kill ...
good girl ... purr purr purr

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Posted by: Dakota at March 24, 2009 4:01 AM

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