Get Lost in a Pornstar Pile

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November 13, 2012

Get Lost in a Pornstar Pile
Image courtesy of TeraPatrick.

I never enjoyed football or rugby since I always was the slowest one and got stuck under the pile of people. I couldn't' run fast enough and my teammates just keep chucking me the ball and my opponents were so speedy! Before I knew it, there was a knee on my back, dirt in my ear and I was spitting out turf, or dirt or some of my teeth. Now, just because that doesn't appeal to me doesn't mean the bottom of a pornstar pile doesn't sound like a good time. And I know three sexy porn chicks that I would want kneeling on top of me. First up, a honey that barely needs an intro: the incomparable Tera Patrick.

I think I would want TeraPatrick somewhat below me in the pornstar pile, so I could get as close as possible to those phenomenal tits of hers. Since I probably won't be touching those in my lifetime, I can touch myself to her 365 videos and 374 photo galleries on her personal site. Some flicks are HD, but those that aren't are good-looking, so no worries on that front. The hardcore and softcore pics are also pretty tasty and high-res. Updates are scarce at the moment, but there's a collection of 27 bonus sites to wade through and they have some more famous faces (and tits, asses and cocks) for you to masturbate to.

From a busty vixen with huge tits to a slender, golden -haired angel... my second choice would be Jenna Haze of JenXStudios. Her 198 photo galleries and 116 movies consist of stripping, fingering, group action and anal and the quality is pretty darn good. The main issue here isn't that Jenna isn't hot or that her content isn't high in quality - it's that she's not freaking updating! That stinks, but the 30+ network sites that I checked out while a member were not.

Since I like to throw some Eastern European sauciness into my pornstar pile, my last choice is CherryJul. She does it with guys and girls on her sites and she's provided 67 episodes so far. I'm thrilled to report that we have HD videos here and that the pics that come with each flick are indeed high-res. There has been some problems with porn disappearing on her site, but she's still adding new smut weekly and there are about a dozen bonus sites.

Posted by April Scott at November 13, 2012 6:30 AM

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