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August 21, 2013

Fuck More Earn More
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Is your paycheck not as high as you would like? Are you looking to make more money? Okay, I know that sounds like something you would read on one of those annoying ads that pop up on the sides of websites, but I am not going to tell you how my cousin earned more money working just 4 hours a week from home. What I am going to tell you is to start having more sex!

A new study written by Nick Drydakis, a senior economics lecturer at Anglia Ruskin University in England, tells us that sexually active people make more money. And if you are fucking more than four times a week you earn even more! That would explain why the prostitute who lives next door to me drives to work in a Porsche.

You see, folks, researchers have found that when people are having sex regularly, they are happier and stronger and they eat better and exercise more. Drydakis calls sexual activity a "barometer" for multiple characteristics an employer would want in a worker, or traits that would make someone a better employee.

Andrew Oswald, an economics professor at Britain's Warwick University, stated that "being sexually active is a proxy for good health, and that itself is correlated with having higher energy for everything, including work."

This has nothing to do with anything, but I thought it was pretty funny:

Oswald went on to say that "married people, particularly men, earn higher wages than the non-married. One possible explanation is that such people are sociable, stable people."

This seemed like a bit of a contradiction to me, because as we all know, married couples don't have sex - and they definitely aren't doing it more than four times a week. Well, there was mention of that, as well as how a sexless marriage appears to have a negative effect on a person's earning power.

"Married men having no sex receive lower wages by 1.3 percent," Drydakis wrote, calling the amount "statistically significant." Married men, once again I have given you a strong argument by telling your wife you need her to give it up more often. You're welcome!

But while you wait for your wife's legs to spread open, you can check out some sites featuring wives who can't keep their legs closed: 4RealSwingers, WifeysWorld and CathysCraving.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at August 21, 2013 1:01 AM

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