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From a Vajazzle to a Vajacial

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December 26, 2013

Vajacials
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Let's take a quick journey through the history of vaginal grooming, shall we? From the dawn of man to the 1980's: nothing. From the '80s to 2010: trimming and shaving. From around 2010 to 2012: blinging up the nether regions with the vajazzle. 2013: getting a vajacial.

Yes, it has been around longer than that, but it is only in the last year or so that the vajacial has started to catch on. In fact, San Francisco Strip Wax Bar owner Katherine Goldman has said that the demand for the vajacial service has increased by 30% every year since she started offering it back in 2010. So, what is a vajacial, you ask?

Well, you know the expression "if it's good for your face then it must be good for your vagina?" Okay, so that isn't a real expression, but it is quite appropriate because a vajacial is a facial for your cooch.

On one site I read that the 50-minute treatment is a four-step process. "First, skin is cleansed with an antibacterial body wash and witch hazel. Then, a papaya-based exfoliating gel goes on before the esthetician extracts ingrown hairs. After that, an anti-freckle, anti-acne, or calming mask is applied. It finishes off with an application of lightening cream." There is no mention of them laying cucumber slices on the pussy.

Now the ingrown-hair thing I understand, but are vagina freckles- or vajeckles as I like to call them - really that big a deal? I actually think they would be kind of sexy (but, then again, I have a thing for redheads).

And, ladies, how anxious - or should I say vajanxious - are your pussies getting that they need a calming mask? Do vaginas get performance anxiety? Don't they know that us guys are just so happy to see them that as long as they show up and let us in they can pretty much do no wrong?

And now for a funny little video called: "Shit girls say before & after giving head!"

For our porn sites this week, how about we go back to a time before vajacials, vajazzleing, waxing and shaving: ClassicPornBox, TheClassicPorn and RetroPornArchive.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at December 26, 2013 6:30 AM

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