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December 8, 2006

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The reason for the season, may supposedly be an immaculate conception but most of us prefer to hardcore celebrate without the worry of having to buy gold, frankincense or myrrh for a new arrival anytime soon. One obvious solution is simply to bang sexy non-virgin preggos, such as the knocked up nymphos on Pregnant Wishes. I mean with a bun already baking, you don't have to worry about making another in the oven when the chick's already a mother.

As far as I know that's not generally where twins come from although according to the BBC (05/08/03), a woman did have twins from her two separate wombs. However, that's an exceptionally rare occurrence resulting from a rather rare genetic condition and they didn't imply that she was cheating on her husband although I did see an episode of Grey's Anatomy with that exact storyline. Nevertheless, the best way besides playing latex safe has always been the pill.

The hardest part is remembering to take it. However, one drug company has come up with a handy solution for today's woman on the go. Taking pills of any sort can always be a pain, so why not do for contraception what has long been done to baby aspirin. That's right. According to the AP (12/07/06), Femcom Fe will be the first chewable birth control.

Drug Company Warner Chilcott of Rockaway, New Jersey, has released the pill in a completely new format. Perhaps, inspired by all those big-haired, leopard print cliched images of New Jersey women munching away like cows, they've made contraception into a mint-flavored chewing gum. Now, not only can women take their pill anytime of the day but also, they keep breath fresh while keeping the risk of babies at bay.

Hey, nicotine gum helped me quit smoking, so it seems only logical birth control gum should help a girl quit getting pregnant. I guess if your girlfriend chews both kinds of gum, she'll want to have more sex with you but she won't need to smoke a cigarette between sessions. Best of all, if she's not smoking and her breath benefits from all that minty freshness, she'll be as kissable as she's bangable too.

Posted by Will Peters at December 8, 2006 1:01 AM

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