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December 6, 2006

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Remember the freedom fries debacle? I mean French fries are originally Belgian not from France. Same with French braids called Russian braids over there. The only thing possibly of Gallic descent is French toast, but dating back to medieval times its origins are clouded by time. At least, we never had to do without our Parisian pussy. It would have been a real shame if that supply had ever dried up but it stayed nice and wet on sites such as Explicite Art.

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Shot by John B. Roots a famous French porn director, don't let the word art mislead you. The images he produces may have artistic merit as far as skillful lighting and creative setups, but they're also 100 percent hardcore. His models will prove muses to amusing oneself soon enough when you see these jolies mademoiselles. They resemble the sort of girls that work the red light district of Moulin Rouge.

There's been a hugely popular diet of late based on the eating habits of French women but maybe their real secret to staying slim can be found on What French Girls Know. Apparently, their knowledge includes how to pleasure themselves, each other and of course, "les hommes" as they do down and dirty with their fellow male compatriots. All that sexy exercise has to help besides just the wine, I guess it they swallow just as much cock au vin, as coq au vin.

Finally, Pierre Cardin was one of the first designers that had to deal with designer knockoffs flooding the market. However, it can happen in porn too. French Fuck Faces seems not to come from France but appears to be the product of its Canadian cousins living in Montreal, Canada. Nevertheless, vive le Quebec libre and vivre la difference! French tetons and derrieres or freedom tits and liberty ass, it's all the same.

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Posted by Will Peters at December 6, 2006 1:01 AM

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