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October 12, 2005

Where no man has gone before, but at least one woman has.

After reviewing an unusual site, I simply can't get condiments off my mind. I mean, there are some very sexy food items that one can use when fucking or to make a night of sex an erotic adventure. There's the typical whipped cream, for example, or there's chocolate, strawberries, oranges and even a variety of liqueurs that go nicely with the taste of cock or pussy, but mustard?(!)

Ok, some people are into mustard, I guess, but seeing it slathered between the hairy cheeks of a guys ass while some chick licks it up is just … well, nasty. It's not that I don't like rimming or being rimmed, but looking at that particular image seemed a little too close to scat for me. Of course, maybe this is the point of such a site. Still, I can't help but wonder if reality sites are so desperate for ideas that in order to set their content apart they need to create condiment sex. The worst part is that it's not even pleasant tasting condiments!

Mustard just isn't erotic in my eyes, and after seeing the site Kiss My Crack, you can be damn sure that I won't be using this condiment on my burgers for a year! It may be the newest thing I've seen in porn for a while, but when I view a site like this, I can't help but think, "give me vanilla any day!"

Posted by sloth at October 12, 2005 3:19 PM

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