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Flipper Fucker: Man Writes Book about Sex with a Dolphin

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September 29, 2011

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When most guys think of dolphin sex, we think of fucking a chick from behind while laying on top of her with her legs closed and then quickly pulling out and sticking it in her ass, causing her to make an "eek eek" sound (a dolphin noise). But when Malcolm Brenner thinks of dolphin sex he thinks about actually fucking a dolphin.

Back in the '70s, photographer Brenner, now 58 years old, was spending a lot of time with a captive female dolphin named Ruby. Ruby was in isolation and, according to Brenner, "was using him to satisfy her sexual needs." The relationship lasted nine months until he had to go off to college and Ruby ended up dying soon after that. "Probably... of a broken heart," said Brenner.

So where do we begin with this one? Well, how about with where/how it began? And this is my favorite part of the whole story. Brenner claims the dolphin initiated the whole thing. He says it began when Ruby started raking her teeth lightly against his arms and legs. "Some might find it frightening. I found it erotic."

Is it just me or does this not sound like the basis for a great romantic movie? But before we get to that, check out this video filmed on location at the Dead Sea at one of photographer Spencer Tunick's massive group nude photographs. If you have never seen his work you have to look it up. It is really great stuff.

Okay, now for my movie pitch!

Fade in...

Okay, so there's this guy Malcolm. He is a nice, sensitive guy. He wants to be a photographer and so for the year before he heads off to college he spends most of his time working at an aquarium. While there he meets Ruby. She has been through a lot and is a bit of an outsider. She has been away from her home and family for a long time and spends most of her time alone. She feels like no one cares or understands her. Until she meets Malcolm.

A friendship blossoms (happy song plays over a montage of playful scenes showing them getting to know each other and getting closer and closer). The more time they spend together, with Malcolm starting to like her more and more, they are still from very different backgrounds and he knows that people would never understand or approve of their relationship. But then one day Ruby decides to make her move.

She is a female with female needs and urges that must be satisfied. She takes matters into her own hands and one day when they are playing together she brushes up against him and kisses his arms and legs. She is basically doing everything except saying, "Please fuck me!" but Malcolm knows what she wants. So he gives in to her obvious advances (he is only human after all).

For the next nine months Ruby and Malcolm partake in a torrid and secret romance. But it can't last forever and eventually the moment they were both dreading arrives. Malcolm must head off to college. They both know he can't stay there just for her and that she can't go with him. They spend one final passionate night together swimming under the stars and making love and the next day Malcolm leaves.

We see them both trying to cope with being apart, but it isn't easy. Then one day a few months later Malcolm gets word that Ruby died. He knows it is from a broken heart and this only makes him sadder and leads him to enter a five-year depression of loss and guilt.

Eventually Malcolm comes out of his depression and goes on with his life. He becomes a successful photographer and is able to have relationships with some very nice women. But he never forgets about Ruby and he knows that he needs to honor her and their relationship and give words to how important those nine months were to him. Telling her what he was never able to express back then.

So he writes a book. It becomes a big seller and he does loads of TV and radio interviews where he gets to tell his story and tell the world all about Ruby.

Now cue the slow song as Malcolm walks out of the studio for one of his interviews and onto the sidewalk. He stands there as hordes of people walk by him. He looks up and in front of him is a huge billboard advertising his book. He smiles and as the camera pulls up and away from the scene he turns and falls into step with the crowd going about their day.

Fade to black...

If you want to read the story from the man himself you can get Malcolm's book "Wet Goddess: Recollections of a Dolphin Lover." If you want to check out porn that has nothing to do with dolphins, but does involve chicks getting cocks and toys up their asses (I can't promise they will all make an "eek eek" noise), then head over to one of these sites: My First Butt Sex, Big Butts Like It Big and Everything Butt.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at September 29, 2011 1:01 AM

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