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September 26, 2011

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We've all heard of the three-date rule, right? It says that you don't have sex with someone until the third date. I don't know who came up with that rule, but I do know that it wasn't a fat chick or a married guy!

A recent UK survey of 10,000 members of a British dating site found that overweight women are most likely to put out on a first date. Well, them and married men. In other news, two plus two equals four, giraffes have long necks and water is wet.

Looking for more stating of the obvious? Well, how about chicks who hang out in bars and are moderate drinkers are more likely to spread their legs on a first date than teetotal babes. I know; you have to catch your breath from the shock of that one!

There were two things I found the most interesting about this survey. The first is how the factors associated with chicks who put out right away were often in complete opposite to what distinguished the easy dudes. Maybe that's where the whole "opposites attract" thing comes from since they are the ones always hooking up?

Consider this... While big girls were easiest first-date screws, it was athletic men who were the physical type most ready to do the first-date hump. Since we already discussed how easy married men are, I will point out that married women are lower down on the list. For women, the ones who have an interest in cars are easier to get out of their pants, whereas the guys who like cars are found in the "least likely" part of the chart.

However, for all the opposites, the most interesting and unexplainable factor that both sexes had in common was that people who were interested in cycling were part of the "least likely to fuck on a first date" group. The survey didn't say anything about redheads, but a sperm bank just did. Before we get to that, check out this video about a woman in Thailand who claims she can make a woman's breasts bigger by slapping them.

Cryos International, the world's largest sperm bank, recently said they do not want anymore red-haired donors. To quote their agency director, Ole Schou, their stock is "about to explode." Not that they have anything against redheads. It is just that clients don't tend to choose a redhead unless their partner, who maybe is sterile, is a redhead or - and this is less common - a single lady prefers redheads. Although Mr Schou also said that in Ireland the redhead sperm was selling "like hot-cakes."

They also seem to have an overload of Scandinavian sperm since, although they are based in Denmark, they supply sperm to over 65 countries. What they are looking for are brown-eyed Scandinavians and/or Caucasians, Mediterranean, Black, Asian, Hispanic and mixed-race donors. They are also low on Indian sperm. So if you fit any of those categories I can tell you (not from personal experience... yet) that they pay donors up to $500 (ergo the "yet" in my previous statement).

Oh yeah, they are also still accepting donations from redheaded guys if they have brown eyes.

Feel like some porn now? Here are some fatties: XL Girls, Plumper Pass, Young Fatties, and some redheads: All Redheads, Redhead Mariah, Redhead Smut.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at September 26, 2011 1:01 AM

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