Fake Tits or Natural Boobs?

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January 17, 2007

Better than a coaster!

You can't have it both ways. As a lover or porn, I much prefer a natural figure to one surgically enhanced. Nevertheless, if you want to ogle a gal with large breasts, chances are if they've occurred naturally, she's going to be curvaceous all over. That's all right with me, since personally I hate seeing a babe's ribcage but I know that some fellows prefer a slender waist, slim hips and a flat stomach instead. A site such as Scoreland tries to appeal to both kinds of boob fans.

It makes no claims that all of them are genuine milks sacks. It admits some of the fun bags are the result of financial endowments, rather than genetic gifts from an overly generous Mother Nature. I find it fun to try to figure out which is which. An article sourced from Ask Men (01/15/07) provides a guide to telling the difference. It starts with the obvious but some guys suspend disbelief even when perky knockers defy gravity, it seems.

Therefore, here's a tip about nips. A bad augmentation may leave nipples pointing in two different directions place them too high or too low. Asymmetry or a large shape between boobs can be a sign of surgical intervention gone awry. I'm not sure if such a thing is foolproof since I once knew a female co-workers who seemed to wink with her chest when she walked by. I'm sure she hers came included free.

Conversely, too much symmetry between two orbs of flesh is also suggestive of breasts being left to the hands of a plastic surgeon, rather than to God. Although, some surgeons believe the perfection they deliver is why they earn more money than the big guy does. It is called enhancement after all and if you're going to go under the knife, most patients will demand flawless, braless shape.

It says to check for stretch marks. That again is misleading since if you've ever known a woman who breastfed, then obviously you know that lactation can make boobies swell temporarily creating stretch marks. Some chicks seem never to return to a smaller cup size even after the milking is done, while others sag a bit. In fact, that's even why some mother's decide to get implants afterwards.

Finally, it says as I did, if her figure is 34-24-44DD, chances are it's too good to be true. Personally, I think of such a woman as looking like a Barbie doll but hey, I guess for some folks they don't need their fantasy girl to be anatomically correct or at least, naturally proportioned. Anyway, let's face it. Big-breasted babes are never a bad thing no matter from where the cleavage comes.

Posted by Will Peters at January 17, 2007 1:01 AM

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Posted by: Alex at October 29, 2007 8:06 PM

I prefer natural breasts in all cases. I really dislike fake ones, they're a huge turn off.

Posted by: Anyuser at April 20, 2009 2:46 AM

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