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May 22, 2007

Drunk party sluts
Image courtesy of Drunken Holes.

The two greatest things in life are alcohol and fucking (followed closely by food, water, and air). If only there was some way to combine these positive aspects and make porno about it.....oh wait, they've been doing it for years. Yes, drunk party sluts are welcome in any quarter, and there's a ton of hardcore (reality-themed and otherwise) that focuses on drunk porn. Unfortunately with a lot of quantity comes a major drop in quality, and let's face it - drunk chicks might get randy as hell after a couple of mojitos, but a lot of dudes have serious trouble performing once a little alcohol hits their system. I've gone and found some of the better liquor-induced hardcore sites so that you don't have to.

If you want to see drunk chicks, there's no better place than the flagship site Drunk Girls. Like a number of sites in the post-Girls-Gone-WIld era, these guys have travelled to college party magnets like South Padre Beach, Florida and the home of drunken public fucking, New Orleans. The entire site feels like a never-ending decadent party, and along with the expected titty and ass flashing is some sweet hardcore as these bi-curious babes get down with each other. This is a great source of videos and it is the highest-rated drunk site that we've found.

It's getting harder and harder to come up with some original gimmicks for reality sites, but every now and then you find a place that's just ridiculously awesome. At Gorilla Gras, some dude gets geared up in a giant ape suit, which comes complete with an 18 inch rubber cock which can shoot Pina Colada mix out of the tip. Then the producers take King Shlong (that's his actual name) out to party meccas, and let this guy go ape and drench party chicks with Pina Colada hooch. I know that I must sound drunk as I type this, but this is one site that has to be seen to be believed.

Of course, you may want to cut the BS and head straight for the drunken hardcore.In that case, Drunken Holes is where you want to go. They've got a great selection of straight-up hardcore - no frills, no gimmicks, just people drinking and fucking their brains out in a nice selection of great quality pics and vids. This is real deal drunk chick action - you'd be hard-pressed to find more wasted chicks than these babes. If the other sites are like the porn equivalent of banana frou-frou drinks, then this site is like a bracing shot of whiskey.

If that isn't enough liquor and sex for you, be sure to check out the mixed drink specials at the rest of our drunk sites reviews - you'll be passing out from all of the porn in no time!

Posted by Hans at May 22, 2007 2:00 AM

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