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June 23, 2012

Drunk Driving Is Dangerous. Have Sex Instead.
Image courtesy of In The VIP.

I'm usually not an advocate of corporal punishment (outside of dungeons and bedrooms, anyway), but I made an exception this past weekend. A buddy of mine was telling me about how wasted he got at a party. That in of itself isn't deserving of a good smack, but the fact that he drove home afterward definitely is. I don't need to spout statistics at this point, do I? We all know how dangerous drunk driving can be. I don't care if you've got a bunch of party babes asking you to drive them back to their place for a foursome. Get a designated driver! Or, better yet, just fuck them right there In The VIP and call 'em a cab when you're done.

Public service announcements out of the way, let's talk about porn! In The VIP focuses on hot party chicks who not only hit up the clubs, but also fuck in them. You'll see big groups of babes boning in more than 230 movies and also in a matching number of photo sets. The pics look good and come in Zip folders, while the movies are up for download in several video formats. Newer movies, which currently make up about 50 out of the total, are even available in HD. You also get a bunch of bonus sites.

I read a while back that drunk driving amongst people under 23 years of age is, as it should be, on the decline. I wonder if part of that is due to the fact that everybody seems to be busy having Drunken Teen Orgies. Who wouldn't if given the chance, right? These inebriated guys and babes can be seen drinking and fucking in more than 30 movies instead of drinking and driving. However, I think they must be super hungover now or something, because updates stopped a long time ago. Also, there are no longer photo galleries. On the plus side, the movies play in HD and you get bonus access to the rest of the network.

Real Drunken Girls also stopped updating more than a year ago. However, it at least has vid caps for you to look and also a movie collection that's about twice as big. You get roughly 60 vids that come in HD and show blitzed Russians downing vodka and cock juice. You also get hundreds of DVDs and video feeds, as well as access to a large network of sites.

Posted by Adam Strong at June 23, 2012 6:30 AM

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