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October 4, 2011

Don't You Love My Spanking Blogs?
Image courtesy of Bad Females.

Hello to all you peasants of the Interwebs! That's right, I said "peasants." Please don't take it personally, though. I'm only comparing you all to me. I mean let's face it, I'm pretty frickin' awesome, aren't I? And no, I don't think I'm being arrogant. After all, how many spanking blogs have I shared with you over the last two years? As each one tells you about several hot sites like Spank Christina, I see that as being pretty epic of myself, truth be told. Just think back to all those beautifully spanked asses that you've come across solely because of me. You are very welcome, peasants.

Want to know why else I think I'm hot stuff (and not just in regards to how drop-dead gorgeous I am)? For one thing, all of my spanking blogs are classy. For example, today one of the sites I'll be talking about is called Lupus Spanking. Now, I could make an inappropriate joke about the sitename implies we're beating the auto-immuno disease with porn (coupled with the obligatory pointing out that "beating" can also mean masturbation), or compare those taking the beatings to voracious wolves all while explaining that "Lupus" is Latin for "wolf." Instead, I'll just point out that the site offers over 105 movies, the best of which look good. I won't even harp over how membership is pricey and that you only get screen caps instead of pics. Why? Because I'm a classy fucking gentleman, damn it. Gentlemen drink scotch and make their bosses beg to give them raises. We also point out that "raise" is a classy-talk for erection.

The reason I mentioned Spank Christina earlier is because it's so hot to see her ass turn red from a caning, flogging and OTK goodness. All of this can be seen by checking out her videos, of which there are over 85 of. However, it seems that updates stopped back in 2009. The good news is that every one of those movies can be downloaded in HD. Picture fans will be disappointed by how you only get screen caps, though.

Bad Females come and go, but the ones on this site are flat-out gone, as updates have ceased a while ago. The vids were never too impressive to begin with, as there were about 60 and the best of them only offered average-quality playback. However, there are also more than 190 photo galleries featuring OTK and other spank-tacular acts, many of which are filled with high-res images. You also get a dozen bonus feeds showcasing more booty-slapping goodness. Well, I need to go rub one out, now. Stay classy, peasants!

Posted by Adam Strong at October 4, 2011 1:01 AM

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