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February 4, 2006

katie price jordan

Katie Price aka Jordan is Britain's answer to America's Paris Hilton, although she does perhaps have a little more to say than "That's hot!" She is however mostly famous for being famous.

According to her bio on the website AskMen.com, Katie Price (nee Katie Infield) was born on May 22, 1978 growing up in the seaside town of Brighton in Sussex, England. She decided to start a modeling career after visiting a professional photographer on the advice of a friend. The photographs were submitted to an agency in London and to her surprise, she was immediately invited to take part in a photo shoot.

Her rise to pseudo-stardom continued with many of her images appearing in the well-known British Sun tabloid as a celebrated Page 3 girl. Soon, she began a number of notorious affairs with various male celebrities before eventually marrying her current husband Peter Andre an Aussie singer. Unlike, the more virginal Paris Hilton (wink), she has two children, although in true form they each have different fathers.

She has proclaimed, "Some people may be famous for creating a pencil sharpner (sic). I'm famous for my tits."

The mother and model posed on the cover of Playboy in September 2002, has had three film documentaries made of her life as well as producing two autobiographies before the age of 27. Presently, she has made an important decision.

According to a story from Sky News (02/02/06), she stated while talking to Chris Moyles on Radio 1, "I'm having them reduced (her breast implants) because I want them a bit more pert. I've had them eight years now. So it's time for a new pair and I'll sell this lot on eBay."

I guess if they manage to clean off all the scar tissue this might just be that ever-elusive piece of celebrity we all crave to carve out for ourselves. You can always use them as bookends since at 36FF, they're big enough to support a whole set of Encyclopedia Britannica or at least Jordan's prolific series of memoirs.

Posted by Will Peters at February 4, 2006 4:12 AM

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I think katie Price is the most beautiful creature i've ever seen in my life. I sure would love to see her in a hooters t-shirt that would be something.

Posted by: Barry at April 21, 2007 5:28 AM

i love her, she's the hottest woman on the freakin planet!
...damn shes hot

Posted by: Josh at April 26, 2007 2:38 AM

i would be her sex slave

Posted by: mo boy at May 21, 2007 7:01 AM

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