Donkey-Sex Guy Arrested Again and a One Dollar Fight

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January 23, 2013

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First off, the image above has nothing to do with the stories I am going to talk about. But I thought it was a great hand sanitizer ad and wanted you all to see it, so there it is. Okay, now on to the donkey-sex guy getting arrested again. But this time it isn't for having sex with a donkey.

Carlos Romero was arrested last September on bestiality charges. In December he pleaded guilty as part of a plea deal and got one-year probation and a $200 fine. He also had to undergo a psychosexual evaluation, give up his donkey and avoid unsupervised contact with animals. Well, apparently they also should have added "don't steal train batteries," because last week he did exactly that.

Mr. Romero stole 16 train batteries valued at $10,880 from the Florida Northern Railroad. He brought the batteries into a recycling company to sell. So how much did he get for the batteries? A mere $161.46.

Since his release on the donkey-sex arrest, Carlos has been living in his pickup truck and eating food from dumpsters. You would think he would have used the money to buy food, right? Nope. He actually needed the cash to pay for his truck's insurance! How responsible of him.

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Hey, did you hear the one about the fight at the strip club? The one where police had to break up two strippers arguing over a customer's tip? You would think the punch line would be that one of the strippers was pregnant. But, no, that isn't even the funniest/saddest part. The punch line is that it was a $1 tip! BOOM! And, oh yeah, this isn't a joke. It actually happened!

On that note I shall leave you this week with some stripping and strip-club themed sites: StripClubCheaters, GoldenStrippers and StripLVGirls.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at January 23, 2013 1:01 AM

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