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Do Mistletoes Come From Hot Feet Or Tactical Weapons?

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December 24, 2011

Do Mistletoes Come From Hot Feet Or Tactical Weapons?
Image courtesy of Nylon Feet Line.

Just in time for the holidays, I decided to make some of my friend's "special egg nog." Because I was thirsty by the time I finished, I immediately drank some of it. Note that by "some," I really mean "most" and by "special," I really mean "Irish-ed up." What followed shortly after was a very lengthy discussion between me and my shamble of a Christmas tree pertaining to whether or not the name for mistletoe is taken from the sexy toe of one of the women from Footville. The Christmas tree's opinion was that they were taken from military-grade missiles, hence the name. I maintained that they're just named after babes with hot feet, as in, "those toes are the bomb!" I then passed out and woke up hours later feeling like the Little Drummer Boy used my head instead of his regular percussion instrument. Ahh, Christmastime!

If you sided with me over the Christmas tree (it's one of those plastic ones, anyway, so what does it know?), then I suggest you take a look at Footville. While the sitename suggests it's some kind of foot-shaped town, it's actually a porn site dedicated to bringing you lots of hot feet. Well, maybe not that many, because they discontinued updates after less than 40 movies. On the plus side, those videos all offer great-quality playback. There are also just as many image sets as there are videos, each filled with sharp-looking (albeit, not high-res) shots that can be saved in a Zip folder. You also get bonus sites.

Foot Orgies has also stopped updating. It has more than 960 photo galleries, but while they all contain good-looking images, none of them are high-res, either. Like the previous site, you can save them all in Zip files, though. There are roughly 45 movies that can be downloaded, but only in a series of clips that provide a quality that is below average. Included with your membership are foot-themed bonus sites, though.

If you feel I've been supplying you with less-than-stellar sites focusing on hot feet, then take a look at Nylon Feet Line. Not only is it still updating (frequently, at that), but also it's got over 290 excellent-quality movies. It's a hardcore sex site with a focus on nylon-clad footsies, so each of those vids is hot and the same can be said about the photo galleries, of which there are more than 2,630. Each of those galleries contains high-res pics that you can save in a Zip folder.

Posted by Adam Strong at December 24, 2011 6:30 AM

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