Desperate for tits

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January 7, 2006

I have probably talked a lot about tits, after all they're one of the mainstays of porn and you're likely to find that many major porn stars have had an augmentation, but what about average babes?

Tits, while they are plentiful in the world, are not easy to come bye, at least in the United States where a boob job could cost you an average of $4,500 and that's just a median price since the cost does go up to $10,000 depending on various considerations. So how the hell do women pay for this? Most of us save, but there was one desperate chick from Florida in the news lately that decided that it was time to off her hubby and pay for the procedure through the insurance claim.

At first the medical pathologist determined that the husband had died of a heart attack, but like most stupid people who kill for money this ditzy blonde decided to hold wild parties and show off her new tits. Of course, this raised an eyebrow or two and a second investigation revealed that she had killed him with arsenic. She also apparently joined an online adult dating and sexual discovery site, although I think it would make a greater story if she had decided to go into Internet porn, but so much for life.

In the end it appears that perhaps (and this is if she's convicted) the only people who will be appreciating her tits are the lesbians on death row and the only date she'll be going on is one to the prison yard. I wonder if she thinks the tit job was worth it?

Posted by sloth at January 7, 2006 4:38 AM

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