Death By Boob: The Serpent And The Silicone

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March 18, 2011



Up until very recently, Israeli model Orit Fox was perhaps best-known for her artificial tan, her bleached hair and her huge fake tits. That all changed when news broke that she killed a boa constrictor using nothing but one of her surgically-enhanced breasts.

So here's what happened, at least as far as I understand it. Apparently this busty blonde was posing with the aforementioned snake as part of some promotion and things were going as fine as things can possibly go when one has a giant boa crawling all over them. Eventually, Fox got the bright idea to lick the snake's face in some misguided attempt at being sexy and that's when things took a turn for the worse.

Moments after being licked, the boa lashed out at Fox and bit right into her left breast. Lucky for her, boa's don't have fangs and aren't venomous, so she managed to escape her encounter with the snake with minimal harm. She was taken to the hospital after the attack, but only to get a tetanus shot.

Now, while Fox emerged from her encounter with the snake relatively unscathed, there's a story circulating that the poor boa wasn't so lucky. Supposedly, it died shortly after sinking its teeth into Fox and some media reports were actually attributing the animal's death to silicone poisoning. That would be quite the story if it were true, but now wildlife experts have emerged to say that that's simply impossible. As noted earlier, boas don't have fangs. As such, this particular snake couldn't have pierced deep enough into Fox's huge fake tits to reach her silicone implants. Also, snakes don't suck when they bite, so the tit-biting serpent wouldn't have taken any silicone into its mouth during the attack.

While the snake's ultimate fate remains something of a mystery, there is one thing that's absolutely certain - the video of the snake attack has gone viral on the Internet. It's been viewed hundreds of thousands of times at least and has generated many comments. Surprisingly, Fox isn't exactly garnering a whole lot of pity from the online community. In fact many are saying she deserved to be attacked after using the boa as if it were an accessory.

We here at Rabbit's Reviews aren't taking a side in this and simply wish both Orit Fox and the snake (presuming the reports of its death were indeed erroneous) health, happiness and good luck in their respective careers. Even if neither of them goes on to achieve any great deal of fame, we still hope that they make the most of their 15 minutes in the spotlight.

Posted by Chris Parker at March 18, 2011 1:01 AM

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