Dating A Porn Star

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November 27, 2005

Just fantasizing for a moment

tawnyroberts

Yesterday, a pinch of jealousy crossed my mind. It was only in hearing about the sexual adventures of one of my lovers and I'm trying to figure out why I would bother being jealous over something that happened at least three years ago, and before we even met. Laughingly, I came to the conclusion that it's ok for me to have had an adventurous sex life, but apparently not ok for my lovers. I'm joking of course, but I think part of that jealous blink was simply because I wasn't there.

Anyhow, it got me thinking about what it would be like to date a porn star. On the one hand I can't help getting a surge of excitement thinking about having someone like Tawny Roberts to come home to every night. The thought completely spins into a fantasy of never ending sex and everlasting orgies.

On the other hand, I think a person could be driven insanely jealous, after all, your lover's whole job would consist of cheating on you and not exactly behind your back. Not only do you know, but everyone in the bloody world does! Well, okay, so that's not entirely accurate, but still, their job consists of getting much more sex than you do and with a lot of different people, so you'd pretty much have to be a powerhouse of confidence with someone like Tera Patrick as your girlfriend.

Suddenly, I have a different theory about what it would be like and all I need to consider is how I felt after an overtime day of working in corporate cubicle land. When I arrived home, the last thing I wanted to do was anything that even remotely related to my job and since a porn stars job is being fucked for hour after hour, I have to wonder if she'd even want to have sex when she got home from ... having sex. I'm not saying it's true, but this latter thought would certainly bite, after all, why date a porn star if you aren't getting that awesome sex like you see in the movies.

Anyhow, it's with this thought that I think I think too much and conclude that I love to tease myself with the fantasy of dating someone like Briana Banks, but there are definitely some things that are probably a hell of a lot hotter in fantasy than reality, and porn stars are among them.

Posted by sloth at November 27, 2005 1:09 AM

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I wish definitely a date with Baily or Tera Patrick.

Posted by: fernando at December 4, 2005 6:20 PM

Got a joke!
a married porn star couple come home from working all day. The guy asks his wife "How was your day?" She replies "it was ok. Had sex with 4 other men! How was yours?" The husband replies, "Oh about the same as yours!"

Posted by: Brian at June 2, 2007 5:09 AM

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