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November 11, 2005

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Crystal Klein is definitely the biggest force with which to reckon coming out of Austria since Arnold became the Governor of California. She probably enjoys a broader constituency of supporters and seems more orally skilled than Old Swartzy. Personally, if they ever lose that controversial natural-born citizenship rule, I’d rather see her become President. She can put the oral back into my Oral Office, anytime. Besides, Klein for President has a warmer post-cold war ring than The Terminator for World Domination.

We demanded to know:
What’s one thing you miss about your home country, Austria?

Crystal Klein countered back:
My family, of course...but other than that it's definitely the cultural atmosphere of historic cities like Salzburg and Vienna. It's not that I'd like to live there again (I always knew I wanted to leave the country ever since I was a teenager), it's just the atmosphere of old cities or towns that simply doesn't exist in the States. Everything's still too new here. There are no real town centers where everything's happening here; I guess as close as it gets are malls lol.

One more thing I'm missing like crazy are my frequent snowboarding trips. I used to go almost every weekend in the winter, and since Austria is full of mountains, it only was a half hour drive before I could jump on the slope.

Now it means long flights and detailed panning if I wanna go snowboarding...and a lot of cash ;-)

We demanded to know:
What do you love the most about living in America?

Crystal Klein countered back:
It really is the land of opportunities, even if it sounds like an old cliché. I've been around a lot in the world, and I haven't seen anything like it. If you work hard here, if you are full of ideas and creative, you are very likely to be successful and acknowledged.

That's definitely not the case in Austria for example. You'll always be judged by the level of your education, not by how smart or hard working you really are. Pathetic, really.

We demanded to know:
If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

Crystal Klein countered back:
To be honest, if you had asked me that a couple of years ago, I could have given you a long list here...Today I can't think of one single thing. Not because I'm perfect, but because I'm very comfortable with who I've become and where I am in life, and I'm very confident it'll stay that way. Life couldn't be better for me right now. I've got loved ones around me, I'm successful in my business career, and I still have enough time to pursue my hobbies and educate myself through assorted reading material. It's the perfect balance.

We demanded to know:
You’re an accomplished pianist, what’s your favorite piece of music to play on the piano?

Crystal Klein countered back:
I like that. You just called me accomplished. Say it again ;-)

But to be honest, I couldn't really name one single favorite piece of music...There are so many beautiful songs out there. And I enjoy both classical and temporary music the same way. As to classical composers, one that comes straight to my mind is definitely Eric Satie, a delight to play. I'll always like Beethoven too (not Mozart though, although I should: I'm Austrian after all!).

Other than that I always like copying good new songs that are based on a piano (from Coldplay, Keane, Jewel, Tori Amos etc), but the most rewarding experience is always to play one of my own songs...It feels sooo good to have created something out of nothing - and to have people even like it!!;-)

We demanded to know:
What’s the most memorable (bad or good) pick up line someone has ever tried using on you? Did it work?

Crystal Klein countered back:
They must have been pretty forgettable, because I can't remember one single one! lol But seriously, pick up lines never work on me...Most of them are cheesy, and even it they are not, they are not spontaneous. I'm not really into men coming on to me with planned words that they probably read in some men's magazine or that were recommended by their friends.

The best way to get my attention is with frequent glances, and if I like what I see, I'll definitely play the game with him for a while, until one of us makes the first step. I love these reciprocal "knowing" glances; they turn me on sooo bad! I get goose bumps just thinking about it. Or did I even wet my pants just now??

We demanded to know:
You said you like a man with a tight ass, have you ever or would you ever consider using a strap on with a male lover (or female one for that matter)?

Crystal Klein countered back:
You got that right: I LOVE tight asses on men. It's their powerhouse after all (and during sex I like to grab squeeze and slap it and dig my nails into it and... oops, I got a little bit carried away here...) ;-)

Still, a strap on is not really a turn on for me, neither on girls nor on guys. He is welcome to fuck me up the...ahmmm...buttom, but to be honest; I don't wanna do it the other way round. A) I get nothing out of it ( a strap on has no sensations after all), and B) If he'd asked me to do it, I'd get the sneaking suspicion that he might not be into girls....and would be better off with a guy.

We demanded to know:
What’s your favorite sex toy and why?

Crystal Klein countered back:
A cock! The good old willy is still and always will be way ahead of sex toys for me. Why fake it if you can have the real deal?

I like the way this girl thinks…why take rubber over flesh. Not sure, about the whole strap on issue since the prostate is the male g-spot but perhaps, as a student of psychology she believes all those Freudian theories about sexual repression. At any rate, she doesn’t seem like someone who needs to worry about using any devices beyond her natural good looks to stimulate anyone, guy or gal.

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Posted by: samy at March 20, 2007 9:40 PM

More of Crystal Klein please ;)

Posted by: Peter at May 7, 2007 3:46 PM

Nice titz.... But there needs to be more pics, eh?

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