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Crafts That Martha Never Does on TV

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January 17, 2006

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Generally, the term "crafts" evokes a certain wholesome, old-fashioned family fun kind of feeling. I remember my own grandmother used to make hot pads for protecting tabletops from burns out of old bottle caps [...]

I know Christmas is long over now, but I couldn't resist mentioning a site I accidentally stumbled over today, despite it being dedicated to making holiday decorations. It doesn't use scraps of wrapping paper or strands of tinsel. Instead, at Tampon Crafts you make angels, snowflakes and menorahs out of feminine hygiene products (fresh, unused ones of course, although it might work differently for Halloween).

I wondered if that was the only unexpected material used for crafts. I soon discovered that there are several interesting sites using either interesting materials or producing interesting results at least. At My Vag the summer 2004 ezine issue is dedicated to "vaginal arts and crafts" including a "Lucky Vulva Coinpurse" (not made from an actual vagina, of course), knitted stirrup covers and condom dildos (try filling a prophylactic with pudding or beans).

At the Fetish Exchange, I found a whole section labeled Kinky Crafts. They definitely aren't things I remember granny making. They have ideas like a bubble wrap dildo, a golf ball gag and a bootlace whip, to name a few.

Probably, my favorite site out of the lot was the Frugal Domme who besides selling her own sex toys, also presents a huge assortment of ideas for all kinds of BDSM equipment you can make for yourself at home.

I didn't find any of Martha's own sex toy crafting ideas yet, although I'm sure she'd say of kinky sex that, "It's a good thing." Since when I think of Mistress Stewart, in my mind at least, she's always wearing a leather and whipping asses with her riding crop down at Omni Media headquarters.

Posted by Will Peters at January 17, 2006 4:32 AM

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