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February 3, 2012

Cougar Stories
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Today I have a cougar threesome for you. And by that I mean three stories involving, or related, to those awesome older women who prefer the physical company of younger guys. (I also have a story about a cougar threesome I had a couple of years back, but I'll save that for another time.)

Cougar 1:

A couple of weeks ago about 4,300 Utah students, from kindergarteners through eighth grade, were asked to vote on what they wanted the mascot for the new Corner Canyon High School to be. Some of the votes went to Diamondbacks, Falcons and Raptors, but the most votes were for Cougars. The mountain cats are prevalent in Utah, so that makes sense, right?

Well, the school district didn't think so and after getting complaints from some parents, they overruled the choice, claiming it would be insensitive to women. I also read that some parents were uncomfortable thinking that their daughters on the cheerleading squad and drill team would be called cougars.

Best of all is that Brigham Young University's (also in Utah) mascot is Cougars. But maybe people are more lenient there because of the whole polygamy thing. I mean, if you are a young guy just getting started on your group of wives, you probably don't want to forget about those older ladies who want your young ass. It's always nice to add some experience to the group.

Cougar 2:

Crystal Warren
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Meet Crystal Warren. Actually, if you are a guy living in Brighton, U.K., there is a pretty good chance you have already met her. And there is also a pretty good chance you fucked her. Forty-two-year-old Crystal is a self-admitted sex addict who has had sex with over 1,000 men.

She lost her virginity at 15 and says that her sex addiction started pretty much right away. By the age of 17 she had already slept with over 40 people and she hasn't slowed down. Like with any addiction, Crystal needs to constantly feed her sexual desire.

At work she would often go out hunting for sex on her lunch breaks and on weekends. She said, "I'd leave the house in the middle of the day to find men at pubs or coffee shops to pick up and take home. The feeling of satisfaction is almost instant... If I go without for a few days I start to feel desperately low, depressed and lack energy. I begin to see men as sexual objects. Walking along the street, my mind races with thoughts of sex, especially with younger men."

She has had boyfriends, but before you guys out there get excited with thoughts of having a girlfriend like her who will never use the "I have a headache" excuse, she says she needs sex at least five times a day. And although guys love to talk a big game, five times a day, every single day, is a lot more than even the horniest of us can handle. (Not me, of course, but most guys.)

If you think you can keep up with her or want to go at least once, then you can check her out online at CougarLife.com, which she says, "Helps me find men who can keep up with my high sex drive."

Before we get to our third story, here is a video of a real cougar and her prey at some bar somewhere:

Cougar 3:

Our final cougar story this week isn't a good one for all you cougars out there. Sure, you are the envy of all your friends whenever they see you with some young stud, but what they aren't envious of is the fact that you are going to die before they do.

According to a recent study, researchers from Germany's Max Planck Institute for Demographic Research found that women who marry men younger than them tend to die before their time. And the bigger the age difference, the worse it is. Women who wed men seven to nine years younger are 20 percent more likely to die than women who marry guys their own age. And if the young buck is more than 15 years her junior, that percentage jumps to 30!

And here's the kicker, folks. The study also revealed that men who marry younger women are less likely to die at any given time than men who end up with women their own age - and that percentage grows as the age gap gets bigger. So all you guys out there getting flack from women your own age about dating younger chicks, just tell them that you are doing it for your health!

That's all for now, ladies and gents. But I guess it only makes sense that I leave you with some cougar porn site suggestions, in keeping with today's theme: Seduced By A Cougar, Blacks On Cougars and Sexy Cougars.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at February 3, 2012 1:01 AM

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