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February 25, 2006

Back in the disco era they came out with something called a CockAid. It was simple, sexual, and as pretty bold, but it never caught on. It was a kind of elastic ring that slipped around a man's package-around the entire works-that you then wore out to the disco. The result was it picked up your meat and two veggies and kind of thrust them out boldly into the world, and in that era of tight trousers, that was making a pretty clear and definite statement. The statement was: Look the Hell at Me!

As I recall, the CockAid also came with a thin leather lead with a little loop on the end that you could run up inside your clothes and dangle out the front of your shirt. Again, the message was clear: if you're interested, give me a tug, I'm available. A great ice-breaker, as long as they didn't get over-enthusiastic.

I never used one, but I found the idea so interesting that I made my own, using a leather thong or a piece of string, and on one occasion I even used a shoelace. It couldn't be simpler. You just pass the thing beneath your balls and over John Thomas and snug it up and tie a nice little bow. Suddenly you're all crammed together and projecting a most impressive wad in your pants.

Having everything pushed forward like that makes you constantly aware of what you have down there. You rub against your clothes or other people. You're constantly on edge, a little more aggressive than usual.

It's worth a try, but take a tip from me: untie it before any business really starts. Women just don't understand.

Posted by rabbit at February 25, 2006 4:43 AM

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