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November 24, 2006

Hershey's Beauty

Just the other day Lynx was asking me what WAM stood for, which was my first question over a year and a half ago when I first noticed Pussycat's review of Wam Girls, which has since been updated. When I realized that it stood for wet and messy, it seemed like a natural favorite for me. Who hasn't enjoyed a good wet T-shirt contest, licked chocolate sauce off a nipple or maybe had his or her privates turned into a genital sundae?

I, of course, made some joke about my ex-girlfriend no longer being able to supply her own cherry for it. Thankfully, she had a good sense of humor and didn't bite my banana or split. Yes, I'm as corny with the wordplay in real-life as in writing but I'm just as horny too. Generally, I'm forgiven for my sad jokes since I can make eyes roll from a good poke in the hay not than just bad puns all day. Granted, I'm less likely to rhyme all the time, when I'm speaking so that's lowers the potent annoyance quotient.

Meanwhile, we've probably all heard the urban legend regarding sex play with tuna and mayonnaise. You know the one, the guy puts it all over his girlfriend including her vagina and eventually, so the story goes, she develops maggots inside her pussy. It's replete with judgmental undercurrents as it implies that kinky sex, should be punished, oral sex is gross and somehow unhygienic. Quite frankly though, I never liked tuna anyway, while know I'm craving a vaginal sandwich for lunch.

Now you must be wondering where I'm going with all this but rest assured there's a news story that fits into it all in a convoluted fashion. It seems The Houston Business Journal reports (11/21/06) that researchers in Texas have found away of reducing the toxins that naturally occur in cottonseeds. The cotton plant produces gossypol, which is toxic to humans but consumable by animals such as cows because of their multi-sectioned stomachs.

Now you must be wondering where I'm going with all this but rest assured there's a news story that fits into it all in a convoluted fashion. It seems The Houston Business Journal reports (11/21/06) that researchers in Texas have found away of reducing the toxins that naturally occur in cottonseeds. The cotton plant produces gossypol, which is toxic to humans but consumable by animals such as cows because of their multi-sectioned stomachs.

Presumably removed from cottonseed oil, the toxic substance has limited the use of the cotton plant as a source of food but that all could change. Scientists managed to modify the plant genetically so only levels of gossypol are reduced in the now edible seeds, while maintaining levels in the rest of the plants, which protects it from pests. The seeds are a high source of protein and could feed 500 million people of year based on the current global production of 44 million metric tons yearly of raw cotton.

I, of course, think of practical implications for my daily life. I hate doing laundry so maybe now I can just eat my shorts instead. I guess I might still want to wash them out first.

Posted by Will Peters at November 24, 2006 1:01 AM

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i masterbate my 6 inch pink pwnia to this every day

Posted by: jp at December 7, 2006 10:20 PM

6 inches? what r u ten

Posted by: bigger than 6 at April 28, 2008 2:27 AM

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