CBS Reality Shows Need to Kick It up A Notch

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February 2, 2012

CBS Reality Shows Need to Kick It up A Notch
Image courtesy of Mikes Apartment.

Don't get me wrong or anything, but I think it's time for CBS reality shows to stop blurring the nudity and changing scenes when contestants get it on. I've always been a fan of Survivor, but I think the next reward challenge should involve hardcore sex and those who lose immunity challenges should get voted off the island based on how poorly they service the entire tribe. Ok, so admittedly, that's a bit much. I apologize. Seriously, though, how hot would shows like Big Brother be if they were more like Mikes Apartment? All I'm saying is that reality television could get over its repetitive slump if it acted a bit more like reality porn.

If you haven't heard of Mikes Apartment, then you're in for a treat. It stars chicks who need a place to stay for a night or a week or whatever, so they show up to Mike's property and let him trade rent money for sex. They come in over 470 full-length files and series of clips. The older scenes are only average in quality, but the newer ones (about 100, give or take) are available in HD. You also get about 470 photo sets. The images aren't high-res, but they're still sexy and do come in Zip folders. You can also check out 40 bonus sites that are all reality-themed.

Another reason for today's rant about CBS reality shows is that you never see the contestants on The Amazing Race have to (or even "get to") check out the Red Light districts of the countries that they visit. What's up with that? If I were making contestants run around the entire world, I'd flat out force them to go on Red Light Sex Trips. Speaking of which, there's a site called that and it's home to more than 80 movies and a matching number of photo sets. Each of those vids is in high-def and comes with a series of high-res images that can be saved in Zip folders. Unfortunately, it's been about four months since the last update, but while waiting for new material to arrive, you can check out the several bonus sites that come with your membership.

Picking Up Pussy also won't provide you with any new content, but it's actually rotating its material. On top of this, there are only about 30 movies and pretty much the same amount of image galleries. The good news is that the vids are high-def and playable on your mobiles, while the pics are high-res and downloadable in Zip folders.

Posted by Adam Strong at February 2, 2012 1:01 AM

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