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December 12, 2005

The price you pay for membership to the mile high club

We all, or at least I hope we all have lived semi-dangerously by having public sex. Most of us don't get caught, even though there are close call occasions. However, even if you know someone's having sex in the change room next to you at your local Walmart, I doubt that many of us would do more than smile, laugh or snicker.

One unlucky couple was recently fined 34,000 pounds for their attempted public romp. It's actually rather funny since the media often portrays having sex in an airplane washroom as the kinky and most popular thing to do. The 'Mile High' is one of the more prestigious sex clubs to be associated with, and one British couple was apparently bound and determined to join.

Unfortunately, they were a bit on the loud side and were caught red-handed by crewmembers on their flight to Jamaica, and were forced out of the bathroom. First of all, I want to know what uptight flight attendant is responsible for this! Seriously, Jamaica is a destination spot for randy lovers or wild partiers, so it makes sense that you'd want to get started before you landed. Second, flight crews are generally under 40, so you'd think that they'd be a bit understanding of the whole situation. My ultimate theory is that someone obviously hadn't been getting any!

Obviously, there is a concern that children might have been present in the vicinity, but hell, half the kids I know have seen 'Wild Things' and 'Showgirls' a lot more times than I have!

Anyhow, this probably wouldn't be much of a story except that the couple was totally pissed off about the interruption and attacked the crew – lol. Not only were they immediately sent back to England, but they were promptly arrested for sex rage and slapped with the 34,000-pound fine. That's quite the admission fee to the Mile High Club, but on the bright side – actually there is no bright side since the fine isn't even in US dollars.

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Posted by sloth at December 12, 2005 1:09 AM

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