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November 15, 2006

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My main problem with public transit is that they'll let anyone on. In some parts of Europe, they still have first class coaches but here it's like descending into the pit of hell somedays. Anyway, I wouldn't make the first class grade since my suggestion for passing commutes fast is mobile porn. As one surfer wrote about a plan to add wi-fi to his city's buses, "Puts a whole new meaning to Bang Bus..."

I'm sure that officials running Capital Metro out of Austin, Texas didn't necessarily have internet porn directly in mind. However, according to a story from local NBC news affiliate KXAN, they will be providing wireless web connections on several express bus routes.

It kind of makes you wonder how express those buses run if customers will have enough time to log on to a special access page to reach the internet and start surfing. Actually, I spoke or wrote too soon, as later in the article it explains that those are the longest routes since they originate first outside the city, allowing some of those commuters enough time to go online.

Nevertheless, what does impress me is that the service is free. My city always complains that public transportation loses them money, so other than the occasional free day of travel to mark citywide special events, generally fees go up while services are reduced. Free internet access, if I lived in Austin, I would cancel my ISP at home and just spend my evenings riding the bus. I mean now that I don't smoke, besides rent and my monthly transit pass, my internet provider is my biggest expense.

On a side note, I have never seen an article with so many comments written under it before. Apparently, many readers felt that the report was poorly written to say the least with cleverly written assessments such as calling it "craptastic" but the comment that inspired the aforementioned Ditto in my intro was Pron who wrote, "Good for internet pron..."

Amen, my brother! Don't mess with Texas, mess with yourself on its buses instead.

Posted by Will Peters at November 15, 2006 1:01 AM

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