Brooke Skye Interview

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September 8, 2006

Brooke Skye is a hot, young brunette who represents many of the attributes I find ideal in a woman, most importantly, she possesses unbound willingness to be naked as much as possible. I asked her a few questions and soon discovered that a girl with many fans can still be a woman of few words.

I asked Brooke: I noticed you have a cool wish list where your fans can find a gift to send you. Who gives you more gifts, the boys or the girls?

Miss Skye's reply: Boys.

My analysis: We obviously didn't pay by the word on this interview. Not only are Brooke's answers brief on words, she meters out syllables as if they're silver too. Her responses are pithy while leaving the majority of the alphabet safe to sustain many future generations of interviews.

I asked Brooke: Your site is an all-female affair so far. Would you ever consider adding some testosterone into the mix?

Miss Skye's reply: Um, maybe. That would be hot.

My analysis: Considering the first, less controversial question only got a one-word answer, I'm not sure what it means to me. My gut says, she could have just said "no" to save space if it wasn't going to happen. However, my mind reminds me a simple "yes" would be shorter too. I guess I'm pinning all my hopes on "maybe" for now. Besides, at least, she thinks it would be "hot" but then that goes without saying so we're lucky she said it.

I asked Brooke: Since it's every fan's dream, have you ever, met one of your members in real-life?

Miss Skye's reply: Yes, I have. I met one in downtown and he was freaking out.

My analysis: I think she should be a politician. Her statement says so little about even less. We know it happened downtown somewhere, sometime to someone and his unsurprising reaction but you can well guess the intention of my question was to dig for dirty details rather than a cleanly nonspecific anecdote.

I asked Brooke: In your diary, you mentioned occasionally listening to country music. Who's your favorite country artist?

Miss Skye's reply: Tim McGraw, he's soo sexy.

My analysis: I, of course, imagine immediately a threesome with Faith Hill happening but that's just me, always the romantic. It's cool though that she thinks Timmy boy is sexy since right now I'm sporting a beard and have a hairy chest too. I just need a Stetson, cowboy boots, musical talent and a beautiful wife then we'd be twins.

I asked Brooke: If you could spend an evening with any movie star, alive or dead, with whom, would you like to pass a sordid soirée?

Miss Skye's reply: Colin Farrell cuz I'd totally do him.

My analysis: I can't compete with Colin even remotely. Of course, I look nothing like Enrique Iglesias, Eric McCormick or John Stamos either. That's not to imply that they're all the same person but have you ever seen any of them together in the same room? Yes, being bitter doesn't suit me but I had to fill out this interview with something other than Brooke Skye's few sweet phrases.

Posted by Will Peters at September 8, 2006 11:30 AM

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i would like to wine and dine that sexy girl.

Posted by: jim russell at November 12, 2006 10:45 PM

Hey would u ever hook up with me

Posted by: john at March 29, 2007 4:33 AM

Brooke- noun,: as sensual,sexy of woman I beleive I have seen in a position that she is in . I SEE a rare trait when I look @ that smile & n2 those eyes. Of course I'd walk from Choctaw Okla. to whatever strip of Paradise she is occupy'in to see and feel the energy she is throwin out!

With the Utmost Sincerity ,Dan C. Class of 82 CHS

Posted by: Dan carroll at May 2, 2007 11:18 AM

hey im from your home town i just wanted to say your a beautiful person. and i will like to be your best friend love ya bye bye. ps. damn your hottttt lol.

Posted by: michael sutton at September 1, 2007 3:35 PM

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