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November 29, 2006

Britney Spears Snatch Shot

I had a friend leave me a message claiming she felt dirty last night. I assumed that she had probably fallen off the wagon from her low-carb, low-fat, low-calorie, low-flavor diet and eaten a piece of chocolate cake. However, I did pause long enough to hear the entirety of her distraught ramblings. She admitted that she had seen Britney's vagina. I know for some folks of a younger generation that might have been confusing.

You probably have fifty slutty friends named Britney. It is a popular moniker among the younger generation of strippers and girls who forego panties on a daily basis. However, my pal and I are on the same wavelength, so I knew which Brit's twat she meant. For us, the epitome, the original is Britney Spears. After all, who can resist a former teen queen rising to stardom only to sink back into white trash ways? A babe charging Cheetos and Big Gulps to a Platinum Amex, that's a celeb to whom I relate.

I had hope for Ms. Spears. She seemed finally back on track, even if she's still a tad chubby. Dumping her gold digging background-dancer-turned-rapper loser of a hubby seemed the end of her Chaotic, Toxic mistakes. I mean my heart still goes out to K-Fed, since who else will keep the creep in designer wife beaters and trucker caps. Nevertheless, he K-Fed-her-a-line too many, I guess.

However, Britney seems determined to mire herself down with celeb wannabes, so she's taken to hanging out with the likes of Paris Hilton. I guess a former pop star shines brighter against the backdrop of the B-list. Besides, according to sites such as X17 Online and What Would Tyler Durden Do, Lindsay Lohen also counts Paris as a worthy ally in the fight to stay famous for longer than 15 minutes.

Nevertheless, whether you think that Hilton is actually a dumb blonde or you believe her claims that it's all part of her master plan to brand herself as the ultimate Goddess of Spam, we know Paris thinks she's too cool for school. That's why she's dangerous. You never know what she'll say - why just the other day, the Hilt bitch reportedly referred to Britness as "Firecrotch."

Now, if that isn't the cunt caught on camera calling the snatch caught on film not hot, I don't know what is. Maybe, Paris is just jealous that hers only glows on night vision video while Spears' vag shines like a beacon from between her legs ready to devour the darkness within its infamous folds.

Posted by Will Peters at November 29, 2006 1:01 AM

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tell me if you get it. joe

Posted by: Anonymous at December 20, 2006 8:26 PM

nah

Posted by: Anonymous at May 24, 2007 2:26 PM

Yeah she really seams to enjoy frash air but do u think she ever heard of one of those laser machine to epilate those courtains ^o)? It looks like it was painfull to shave it that way :-(

Posted by: Teef at May 31, 2007 5:46 AM

Brittany pussy has been see around the world and back i now see the reason why k fad leave't her oh
ass

Posted by: christina at September 15, 2007 9:37 AM

o my god. thank u for showing us this picture to show us how bad it really is. once all americans see this pic. thell can what bitch slut hoe. & maybee some slapping her to shake some common sence out of trap/ yuk. for now im im gay sarry to u. im gay im a guy that likes guys hahahahahahahahaahah

Posted by: sassy at September 19, 2007 10:17 AM

Ese chochete de la spears me lo comía yo.

Posted by: Pepito at October 29, 2007 4:26 PM

What's all the whining about, who the devil else has a cunt worth lookin at??? Before Brit it was that spindly legged Baywatch boob-a-ling, and before her it was Sharon Stone, and before her it was blah blah blah................ whadda ya want for chrise sake, Hillary Clinton!!!!!!

Posted by: SnatchAlert at November 1, 2007 4:31 AM

RE: SnatchAlert's Comment

I bet Hilliary has a huge snapper ....

Posted by: Rick at December 10, 2007 12:04 AM

why she show her,,,,,,to people

Posted by: Anonymous at December 22, 2007 12:19 PM

Hilary has a twat? No that is news!

Posted by: Anonymous at January 4, 2008 2:05 PM

Hey leave Britney alone. So she likes to be free from the restriction of knickers when she wears a skirt, what's wrong with that? And so she accidentally flashed her pussy, accidents happen, get over it and leave the poor woman alone.

Posted by: PJ at February 3, 2008 3:17 AM

I think Brittney has a very sexy pussy if I had a chance I would lick that pussy clean

Posted by: Matt at February 15, 2008 5:21 AM

wow her pussy is really godd :O if i have these woman for one night ... uhh!!!!

Posted by: chchycy at March 3, 2008 10:25 AM

Err ever yucky:S

Posted by: lisa flett at March 11, 2008 5:58 AM

how do u no where the ass crack ends and the fanny begins?

Posted by: Anonymous at March 16, 2008 5:10 AM

man i would fuck that soooooooooo hard im sooo horny i have a big bonner and im jacking offf hard

Posted by: wanna fuck at July 25, 2008 4:38 AM

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Posted by: alsadi at August 25, 2008 3:53 PM

Britney Spears has always been a dumb cunt. She's talentless and ugly, always has been. She needs to go away, psycho bitch.

Posted by: NASTY SNATCH at October 30, 2008 9:33 PM

i love your possy

Posted by: karim at December 6, 2008 3:06 PM

britney is not ugly w/e u think, it was a mistake, shes so talented, and my idol, exept for a few things, think about it bieng as famous as she is, and all the bs she reseaves, i would make many mistakes to, and just because so many people hate her is part of the prob, ppl make mistakes, and even though im younger than all of u, i can learn to forgive. britney ftw! haha keep singing.

Posted by: j.a at January 27, 2009 3:23 AM

her pussy is so cute
i want her pussy for one night.............for fucking deeply

Posted by: krawn watson at May 7, 2013 12:00 PM

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