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June 13, 2007

Oops I did it again

It's nice to see some fresh-faced babes teasing us just a bit with sultry stripteases on site such as Playboy Tryouts. There are at least 77 sets of photos, an interview clip and a mini-striptease vid for each of the aspiring Playmates. Despite various rumors about life being rather raunchy in Hugh Heffner's Playboy Mansion, his company has probably managed to do so well by focusing on maintaining a light-hearted, softcore approach to nudity.

You'll probably think that such a statement makes me sound as if I'm a prude. I find that mainstream culture has become racier and racier, as far as what one can see on television, on the internet, or in print in magazines. It doesn't offend me, so much as I'd say it is becoming rather a turnoff. Nothing is left lately to the imagination as far as celebrity's sex lives, or their private parts.

For example, when Paris Hilton was briefly released from jail to serve out her sentence under house arrest for some undisclosed medical issue, the rumor mill started churning immediately. The first comment made on an US Magazine article (06/07/07), is from rabid anti-fan bringing up the infamous bottle of Valtrex purportedly found among the ceased contents of a storage unit that Paris' failed to pay back rent on.

When I mentioned that rumored tidbit to Peacock, he told me that I ruined any thoughts of Paris Hilton that might have occasionally crossed his mind. I reminded him that it was only a rumor and that the medication in question is sometimes used to treat other forms of viral infection besides genital herpes. Nevertheless, I agree that having dirty thoughts about today's female stars and even well-known wannabes, or has-beens, just leaves me feeling like I need a dose of penicillin.

I've already complained that I've seen too much of Lohan's and Spears' vaginas all over the place. There's not a trace of mystery, or at this point, common decency left for these two messed up ladies. Quite frankly, even if either one of them does finally manage to get her act together, I'll never quite look at them the same. They seem to have forgot that what makes a young girl hot is some kind of virginal mystique.

Anyway, I figured that since I already say her twat that it was about time that we all got a good look at one of Britney's titties. Thanks to celebrity gossip blog What Would Tyler Durden Do (06/12/07), we did get to see a good part of Brit's nipple. I'm not even sure why she bothers wearing clothes, as somehow her vag, or nip, always seems to fall out just in time for the paparazzi to capture the Kodiak moment on camera.

Posted by Will Peters at June 13, 2007 1:01 AM

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Hai how are you ,

Posted by: SAJ at June 15, 2007 10:06 AM

I LOVE U AND U R TOO HOT

Posted by: ALTAF at June 16, 2007 12:29 PM

goood, i like it

Posted by: aerid at July 3, 2007 12:41 PM

I can't be bothered with anything recently. I haven't been up to anything. I don't care. I haven't gotten much done lately. Not that it matters.

Posted by: candy girl school at August 14, 2007 10:24 AM

seriously Brit, your such a trashy slut, no wonder that looser K-Fed ended up with the kids. My personal opinion is you both shouldn't end up with them!

Posted by: crissy at February 20, 2008 7:18 AM

FUCKIE?

Posted by: Anonymous at May 16, 2008 3:47 AM

My god, just imagine Britney as a pornstar, she would have been of Jenna proportions, perhaps a new Traci Lords, same gorgeous, innocent and cute sexy face! Same goes for Jessica Simpson (though more a slutty face).......I even prefer her flat ass over Britney well formed tush! I am funny that way, I just LOOOOOOOVE Blondes with flat boney asses!!!!!!

Posted by: CA at October 11, 2008 5:33 PM

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