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November 10, 2006

Humiliated Guy

Is it just me or are the Brits a little bit bum-obsessed? I don't mean the way Brazilians where thongs or ebony brothers like the ladies with back. No, no, the stereotyped uptight English seem to prefer their bottoms to be paddled. Just check out sites such as English Spankers under spanking porn or even The English Mansion under our FemDom area, you'll soon see what I mean. Fanny smacking in the UK seems to be an equal opportunity sport.

Sometimes, they have men spanking naughty schoolgirls. Other times it’s a dominatrix making a cuckold out of some poor wanker. Babes don't spare the rod on their sniveling lesbian lovers either. Whatever premise for corporal punishment or configuration of cross-gender correction, one can muster within one's imagination, the Britons seem to have beat one to the punch or at least, the ass slap by creating a site for it.

Nevertheless, life must at times imitate art so they say. Just when you probably thought you had seen and heard all the butt-punishing possibilities, one maschoistic fellow decided to take matters into his own hands. According to the AP (11/09/06), a 22-year-old man decided to celebrate Britain's infamous Bonfire Night in an unusual way.

The celebration last Sunday, is a tradition dating back to a 17th Century plot by Catholic conspirators to blow up Houses of Parliament in Westminster. The plan failed and although it isn't an official public holiday, many citizens in Britain and in some of its former colonies, mark the anniversary by burning in effigy a dummy meant to represent the most infamous of the coconspirators named Guy Fawkes.

However, the man, The Times described as a soldier recently returned from Iraq, pulled an unusual stunt from his arsenal to mark the occasion in Sunderland about 275 miles north of London. Using his mobile phone's camera he recorded a firecracker as it exploded between his buttocks. He suffered several burns and even some unspecified internal injuries from the incident.

One assumes that his version of burning a bonfire dummy won't be spreading like wildfire anytime soon. Guys don't want to get fawked up the ass that way!

Posted by Will Peters at November 10, 2006 1:01 AM

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