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February 14, 2007

Busty Brits

The Peacock loves the British babes for their accents, so he says. However, I'm not sure that despite his claims of being an assman, those UK cuties down offer another venerable quality that he finds appealing. One merely needs to check out such sites as Busty Brits and Busty Britain to see that their queen may be proud her family jewels but those other females in the realm have been blessed with equally bountiful endowments. It's funny how both kinds of UK treasures seem to lead to polishing the scepter, so to speak.

I find UK women often have a special kind of trashiness no matter how posh my colleague thinks they speak. Somehow, in porn they tend toward too tanned, slightly fried chemically treated hair and makeup applied with a trowel. I especially appreciate the fact that blue eye shadow and green mascara seems to live on indefinitely over in Britain. Nevertheless, although you might the same level of taste in trailer parks across America, it does seem to take on a different level of lower class in over there.

It just seems to bring out fantasies in my mind of bawdy Victorian bordellos. The painted ladies seem to be all about removing any sense of the usual stereotype of the restrained and uptight English. Tarted up, as they like to say, it seems okay to have naughty thoughts about these girls. They obviously want to be mistaken for two-bit whores. In some cases, it seems available is actually synonymous with attractive on the other side of the pond.

It's not like trying to imagine Princess Anne naked. You know no amount of makeup would hide her inbreeding, nay, never. However, when you see UK amateurs, you know that unlike some of their plastic surgery enhanced, so-called, non-pro American cousins, they're the real deal. Other than some strange-looking celebrities like Victoria Beckham, many British women seem to have real tits and big ones at that. Granted they look more sex-starved than simply starved as some girls in the US do, but I think curves are a good thing, compared to sharp turns inwards.

The Sun (02/13/07) claims that British women boast the biggest breasts in all of Europe. Over half of the British female population, 57 percent in fact, takes a size DD bra. Only 6 percent take a size A, which is reaches its highest rate of 14 percent in Sweden and Switzerland, I guess the Swiss are only surrounded by mountains and those Swedes aren't only known for their flat-packed Ikea furniture. I guess the sun may have set on the British Empire but it still takes some time to circumnavigate the peaks of those bodacious isles.

Posted by Will Peters at February 14, 2007 1:01 AM

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