Bologna, a Bloody Tampon and Small Penises

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October 17, 2012

Small Penises
Image courtesy of BigRedKev.com.

Personally, I am not a big fan of bologna, but I have also never had the bologna sandwiches at the Palm Bay, Florida, jail. And according to Christine Lee Brown they are really, really good.

So good in fact that this past weekend she repeatedly called 911 to thank Sheriff Jeff Parker for the bologna sandwiches she had previously eaten in jail. I don't know why she was in jail the first time, but I do know that she got to indulge in those oh-so-yummy sandwiches again when she was arrested on six felony counts of misuse of 911.

From the misuse of 911 in Florida I take you west to Texas where the misplacement of a "used bloody tampon on the bathroom counter top" caused Sandra Mays to get into a heated argument with her daughter, Yakia Lashonta Mays.

Why is this a story, you ask? Well, because the police got involved. Why did the police get involved, you ask? Well, because during the argument the tampon-leaving Yakia ran into the kitchen, got a knife from a drawer and charged at her mother, saying, "Bitch, I am going to kill you."

Sandra locked herself in a back bedroom as her daughter attempted to break the door down - unsuccessfully - saying, "Bitch, I am going to stab you in the middle of your fucking forehead." (Insert your own joke about women on their period being emotionally unstable here.)

I think we can all agree that there are too many videos online of people's cats and dogs, but this dog vid is one of the funniest I have seen. No way can you watch this and not laugh some:

Are you a man in Denmark? Do you really want an iPhone? Do you have a small penis? Well, it you answered yes to all three questions then erotica website Singlesex.dk wants to give you a free iPhone.

Yup, the site is holding a competition in which they are offering an iPhone to the man with the smallest penis. Just send in a photo to the site with your dick erect and a measuring tape next to it. The smallest cock gets the iPhone and the guys who come in 2nd and 3rd get an iPad. (Just in case the winner didn't already have an inferiority complex, the device he wins is also smaller than what the others get.)

Speaking of tiny body parts and other things, here are three sites that cover a range of little items: My Tiny Dick, Tiny Fetish Fun and I Love Small Tits.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at October 17, 2012 1:01 AM

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