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February 1, 2007

Bizarre Videos
Image courtesy of Crackwhore Confessions.

Rabbits Reviews really opened my eyes to everything that’s out there when it comes to adult entertainment. All you have to do is check out the multitude of categories listed here and you’ll see what I mean. There were a lot of categories that I had little experience with such as squirting porn, nude preggo pussy and a lot of the sites found in the fetish porn category. However, the one that interested me the most, and still does to this day, is the bizarre porn niche.

What would you define as bizarre? Reference.com defines the word as meaning, “markedly unusual in appearance, style, or general character and often involving incongruous or unexpected elements; outrageously or whimsically strange.” Wait a sec. There’s porn like this?! So off I trudge to view the weird sex that falls into this category. And DAMN! Bizarre covers a LOT of ground!

For all of you who have nightmares about machines taking over the universe, apparently they have already started—and their first conquest is the world of sex. Anyone who hasn’t seen Fucking Robots needs to take a look. Watching women getting pulverized by machines that look like they could kill you as soon as fuck you is a little disconcerting. So much power. So much precision. So much for men being needed in society!

Another site that I new about, but never thought would be listed anywhere, is Crack Whore Confessionals. It has now rebranded itself to include all ghetto types, but this site spooked me out from the get-go. Some dirty old dude goes around enticing real-life crack whores and other women who are down ont heir luck to get their jiggy on for the camera. And guys, there’s no way this stuff is made up. Some sites follow a theme and get girls to pretend to be into certain things or get them to act as if they’ve just been dumped on the side of the road without pay for the services they just provided in the backseat of a van, for example. Not this site. These chicks really love their crack and are so ghetto. ANw this dirty bugger has exposed the seedy underside of the worlds lost souls to porn fans everywhere.

My final stop in the world of bizzaro porn is Extreme Holly. I’ve had the pleasure of hanging out with this super hot porn starlet and she is a sweetheart! You’d never know it though because once the lights come on and the clothes come off, she is one mean fucking machine who is into all kinds of crazy shit. Sperm snorting. Barf munching. Ass licking. Spit fighting. Holy frickin crazy world! Holly is hardcore. Anyone else who claims to be into can get in line behind her because she is the queen! It was an honor to meet you, your Highness!

That’s all for todays tour of bizarre porn. Check back in again for more of the craziest shit you’ll find online—or better yet, go check our listings yourself right now!

Posted by Wolf at February 1, 2007 2:26 AM

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