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October 19, 2005

snotgirls

Did I say yuk, yet?

I thought at one time that I might become rather immune to being shocked about any porn niche, but I recently discovered that it's still possible for some porn to totally terrify me. I'm not talking about a horror scare or anything like that, but rather I'm referring to the oddest of odd in porn, or as the lead singer of Garbage once sang, "the queerest of the queer", although I'm pretty sure Shirley Manson wasn't referring to this!

Just when I thought I'd seen it all, along comes a site called Snot Girls. If you hadn't quite gotten it yet, the site combines young girls masturbating while digging into their nose, only to pull out a juicy picking that they then show off to the camera.

Now, I realize that people are diverse and into all sorts of kinks, but really? A site like this can't take itself seriously? The concept would almost be campy to me, except that even camp sites like X Rated Midgets and Big Sausage Pizza, which deliberately use corny themes, have some modicum of class and at least a measure of hardcore turn-on, but a site like Snot Girls? Did I say yuk, yet?

Can you even imagine having sex with a chick, and in the midst of passion you open your eyes to glimpse her fondling with a booger that she just pulled from her snout? I may not have a cock, but if I did, I'd sure as hell be limp in two seconds flat. No offence to anyone into snot, but wow, I can't imagine even paying for a site like this, let alone getting off on it.

Bizarre Porn? Now that's an understatement!

Posted by sloth at October 19, 2005 1:25 AM

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