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August 25, 2005

Groundhog's first ground breaking grumbling... a personal, tear-provoking story of misfortune after work (and a few beers).
So, a while back I fucked up my pelvis. Yes, folks you heard me, my pelvis. I broke it in two places and that's not something you want to do to the part of your body that carries around what most men, including the late, great Elvis, think is their main claim to fame. How'd I do it, you ask? It's complicated to put into words but let's just say that it involved forgetting my keys, a fire escape and trying to reach a first floor balcony by reaching across a one story drop above the walkout basement apartments below street level.
If it doesn't make sense, it's because sense had nothing to do with my attempt to balance on a hand railing at the same time as leaping forward to grab a balcony a good four feet away. Needless to say I plummeted a good eight feet onto solid concrete and if that doesn't sound far, I would still suggest you take my word for it as far as it being a long enough drop to do considerable damage when you land facedown. I wasn't rip-roaring drunk but I had had a few beers and apparently went into immediate shock upon impact, since I managed to get up and walk into the building to buzz the superintendent for the key to my apartment. I then proceeded up to my second floor abode and promptly fell asleep. Let me tell you that when I woke up the next day I had much more than a hangover. Life lesson learned.

Posted by Mistress Crow at August 25, 2005 8:48 PM

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