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September 28, 2005

The Internet has provided me hours of pleasure and now employment with its plethoric porn. It also let’s me laugh at unlucky events in the everyday lives of everyday people. Such is the case of an ill-fated Romanian farmer Gheorghe Popa from Galati according to an article on Ananova.com. Apparently, this 52-year-old man recently married a beautiful 25-year-old bride named Loredana. His newlywed missus was hanging laundry to dry outside when her adoring hubby happened to meander by with a heavy sack of grain. Long story short, so mesmerized by her beauty was he, his hefty load ended up accidentally...

The Internet has provided me hours of pleasure and now employment with its plethoric porn. It also let’s me laugh at unlucky events in the everyday lives of everyday people. Such is the case of an ill-fated Romanian farmer Gheorghe Popa from Galati according to an article on Ananova.com.

Apparently, this 52-year-old man recently married a beautiful 25-year-old bride named Loredana. His newlywed missus was hanging laundry to dry outside when her adoring hubby happened to meander by with a heavy sack of grain. Long story short, so mesmerized by her beauty was he, his hefty load ended up accidentally dropped. Unfortunately, he probably won’t be dropping any heavy loads of his own anymore. The image of his spouse was so enticing; the mister she married mustered an erection. His hard-on apparently wasn’t hard enough to break the fall of the bag of grain, but hard enough to be broken by its fall instead.

Was this guy not wearing pants? Wouldn’t they hold his rigid rod down out of the way? One pictures a hefty sack carried on a shoulder, so how did the load manage to fall straight down the center of his body? Wouldn’t it go off to one side or even fall backwards? Did he try to catch the bag with his randy manhood? Alternatively, perhaps embarrassed by his erection, did he try to hide it behind the bag of grain? However, if his bulge was that embarrassingly small wouldn’t it be safe from the falling load?

Alas, we may never fully know the truth, but the burden of our daily lives is lightened by another’s hardship (bad plays on words are definitely my forte). After all, laughing at other people’s misfortunate is the secret to being contented with one’s own life or at least until your own name comes up when you Google “broken penis.”

Posted by Will Peters at September 28, 2005 10:45 PM

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