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June 9, 2006

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Alcohol fuels poor decisions. Everyone knows the danger of blackouts, getting into fights or driving drunk. However, that level of intoxication where one is an obvious danger to oneself or others, there's a window of Dutch courage. A place where one doesn't make decisions completely out of character but one has a false sense of security in trying out things that seem harmless enough but end up being far more serious in the end (or in the front, as you'll soon read).

Myself, I must admit that I unsuccessfully attempted once to break into my own second floor apartment. I was coherent enough to know exactly what I was doing but after a few beers, the risk didn't seem so risky. After all, I had done it before successfully. I had also fallen once doing it too but was relatively okay so I thought, "What's the worse that could happen this time?"

Breaking my pelvis was the worse that could happen and it did. Lesson learned, full of beer or dead sober, I am no Spiderman.

According to the Shopshire Star (06/08/06), one lad, Dave Farmer, a 35-year-old father of one from Llandrindod Wells, Wales, UK similarly had a harrowing crotch-related drinking experience. He leaped off a pub's pool table to land on a mate's upright pool cue. It's interesting what men will do on a stag night for fun after having imbided 8 pints of lager.

He wanted to continue playing pool afterwards. His friends however were a bit concerned by the fact that the wooden stick had pierced his scrotum and soft tissue eventually exiting through his lower stomach.

Davey boy was stitched up. He then spent a couple of nights at Musgrove Park Hospital in Somerset. A hospital spokesperson stated, "He was very, very lucky not to have done serious damage."

I beg to differ, I imagine this guy has done some serious damage to his reputation but he only has himself to blame for getting screwed by receiving the short (or I suppose long) end of the stick.

Posted by Will Peters at June 9, 2006 10:37 AM

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