Baileys Slimming Down and No Such Thing as Beer Goggles

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March 7, 2013

Baileys Slimming Down
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Today I have two alcohol-related stories for you. Now, I had a pretty rough weekend and am still feeling the effects, so alcohol isn't what I really want to be thinking about right now, but I liked the stories so I will tough it out.

I didn't drink any Baileys over the weekend, but I will admit that I am a big fan of the stuff, both on the rocks and in my coffee. I am also a big fan of the iconic bottle shape, which, as you all know, is fatter than a typical bottle of spirits. Well, that is about to change. Starting this month you will now be getting your Baileys from a slimmed-down bottle. Why are they doing this, you ask?

Well, they are doing it to satisfy their growing number of female fans who like to keep their Baileys chilled and this new bottle will fit nicely in a fridge door (which the old bottle wouldn't).

Does this mean you should be keeping your Baileys in the fridge? Not at all. You can if you want to, but Baileys can last up to two years in your cupboard - even after it has been opened!

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Although my weekend was alcohol-filled, I didn't wake up next to someone I shouldn't have. But if you did, Durham University researchers say that you can't use the "beer goggles" excuse, because, according to them, it is a myth.

They say that alcohol consumption doesn't make people drop their standards. It doesn't make people more attractive, either; it just increases their level of lust. Dr. Amanda Ellison said, "There is no imagined physical transformation, just more desire... Alcohol switches off the rational and decision-making areas of the brain while leaving the areas to do with sexual desire relatively intact."

Now, maybe it's just me, but this just sounds like a technicality. I think while we are doing it most of us know that the girl or guy isn't up to our normal standards, but our lust level is so high that we have no problem making an exception.

I guess maybe what has to change is the term "beer goggles," because it can imply that alcohol is making the other person more beautiful. Maybe we should call it "beer ___." I've got nothing, but if you can come up with something let me know.
Until then, check out these alcohol-laden porn sites: CollegeWildParties, GirlsGetCrazy and TheyDrunk.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at March 7, 2013 1:01 AM

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