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December 1, 2006

Sometimes Britney Wears Panties

Less can be more, even for whores. We'll never return to Victorian norms of propriety. Unless zone delectation reaches the point that requires full body asbestos gear just to go outside. Even then, ankles covered in festering sun blisters will never be sexy. However, many people will agree that Britney's vagina was too much pop tart for anyone's breakfast, unless you down yours with a case of beer. Her and her gal pals could learn from the Panty Maniacs or if they insist on pushing the envelope, a lesson from Teens In Wet Panties might do instead.

I mean, Brit and her cohorts such as Lindsay Lohan are performers after all. Even if they're not exactly 'artistes' perhaps, it's understandable that they don't want to risk restricting the flow of their creative juices so to speak. However, a peek at some wet girl's undies or a moist thong always seems righter than wrong.

Whereas, I pity the poor prom goers who rent the same limo after these ladies. Some drunken dude feeling like king of the world sticks his head out the sunroof only to slip on a slick Britney drip. He takes a tumble. His prom queen and her consort, take a nose dive into a Lindsay Lohan stain. One wonders if her same sticky mark on Herbie's driver seat is why he was 'Fully Loaded." I'm sure her Hollywood skank-stank is intoxicating.

Yes, I know that it's gross but unbelievably, Lee-Anne Goodman of the Canadian Press actually wrote an article about what she describes as Hollywood's disturbing trend towards young women without panties. She even makes a point of pointing out that in some of the Spears pics, one can see her C-section scar. That might actually be a public service announcement endorsing natural childbirth. Obviously, it proves that having Caesareans doesn’t mean women won't still have trouble losing the baby weight.

Ms. Goodman got gynecologist Jackie Thomas to admit that although it might be better to go commando than where a panty that is overly constricting, there are other consequences of going sans skivvies to consider. "It's unhygienic not so much for the woman who's not wearing underwear, but to the people around her. Let's face it - like every other woman, they've got a certain amount of discharge and they are hanging around with other people."

Hanging around or just letting it ALL hang out? I just hope that the former Mr. Spears doesn't take a queue from his ex-missus on how to get attention. Nobody needs to see how well he is or isn't hung if ever the low-slung waist of his jeans finally fall of those bony wannabe rapper's knees.

Posted by Will Peters at December 1, 2006 1:01 AM

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