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May 23, 2014

ATM Sex Couple
Image courtesy of Imgur.com.

In the porn world seeing the acronym ATM and the word "sex" in the same sentence isn't weird at all. For those of you not up on your porn acronyms, ATM stands for "ass to mouth," which is used to describe sex that involves something going up an ass and then into that person's mouth (usually the person is a girl and usually the "something" is a cock). But that isn't the case with these two stories.

Story number one comes to us from Spain where a couple was caught having sex next to an ATM machine. A large crowd formed as onlookers watched and took pictures before the cops came to put an end to it and give them a warning. I have no knowledge as to whether the couple did ATM next to the ATM. (But how awesome would that have been, right?!)

In story number two the ATM doesn't get to just be a witness to the sexual act, but it also gets to be part of it. I take you to Murfreesboro, Tennessee, where a very intoxicated 49-year-old Lonnie Hutton walked into a Boro Bar and Grill, dropped his trousers and tried to fuck the bar's ATM (insert joke about "making a deposit" here).

When the cops arrived they escorted him outside and made him sit at a wooden picnic table. Well, they shouldn't have left him alone with such a sexy piece of outdoor furniture because, to quote the cops, he "exposed himself again and engaged in sexual intercourse with the wooden picnic table" (insert condom/splinter joke here). Unlike the Spanish couple, who just got a warning, Mr. Hutton was taken to jail and charged with public intoxication.

And to finish things off today, here is a video trailer for a Nepali movie called ATM:

And here are some websites where people get naked and/or have sex (with each other) in public places (maybe you will see some ATMs and picnic tables in the scenes): PublicInvasion, BerlinPublicBangers and BangedInPublic.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at May 23, 2014 1:01 AM

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