Are You Sick of Single Men, Walking, Reason and People That Aren't Horrible?

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May 24, 2012

Are You Sick of Single Men, Walking, Reason and People That Aren't Horrible?
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Hey ladies! Don't single guys suck? Who wants a man that hasn't been properly trained by a woman and still has all their bad habits, like independence, a joy for life, self-respect and the belief that their opinion actually matters? Well, you women aren't alone, because 45-year-old, chubby, blonde British writer Karen Marley doesn't like them either and the solution is simple. Date married men! In fact, Karen has dated over 50 married men.

And she doesn't go for those married men who get a little too drunk one night and make a mistake that they quickly regret and never do again. No, those heat-of-the-moment losers aren't for her.

She wants the smart and thoughtful ones that take the time to fill out a profile on the dating site IllicitEncounters.com. These are men that are making a real conscious decision to cheat on the women they made a promise to be faithful to. These are men that pay £134 a month to find a mistress - something that requires an email address and a credit card. Two things that, as we all know are really hard to trace back to someone.

You know what's worse than single men? And this is something that both men and women can relate to. Walking!

Just before I started writing this post I was thirsty, so I had to get up out of my chair walk all the way to the office kitchen (a good 30 - 40 feet away), get some water and walk all the way back to my desk. Not only that, but I have a meeting in about an hour and when that time comes I will again have to get up out of my chair and walk to the conference room - another 30 or so feet away.

I'm sure you are all saying, "Why don't you just stay in your chair and roll to the kitchen, the conference room, etc." Well, that is a very good idea and I like to see that I have such a smart readership. But that won't work - and trust me, I have tried. The chair is a little too wide to be able to maneuver easily through the office. And with an office chair it would still require me to move my feet in order to propel it forward. There has got to be a better way, right? Well, here it is:


If you were in the car with your five-year-old son who first jumped out the door and then started running toward the edge of a 35-foot cliff, it seems reasonable that you would immediately abandon your vehicle to follow after and save him, right? Well, that is exactly what Frank Roder did and for his actions he got two tickets. Yes, I'm serious!

A cop on the scene gave Roder a ticket for failing to use his emergency brake, which led to his jeep rolling over the edge and into the river. BUT HE SAVED HIS SON'S LIFE! The second ticket was for failure to produce his insurance card, which was in the jeep in the river! Oh yeah, and did I mention that HE SAVED HIS SON'S LIFE?

While the cop in that last story might have lacked good sense and reason, he was not a horrible person. That well-deserved honor, this week, goes to North Carolina Pastor Charles L. Worley who made some very scary and hateful anti-gay statements in a recent rant from his pulpit.

I think it only appropriate that we end this weeks post with links to some hot gay and lesbian sites. Feel free to send Pastor Worley the links (although, would any of us be really surprised if he was already a member to a few of them?): Lez Cuties, Videobox Men, Hustlers Lesbians, Cock Access.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at May 24, 2012 1:01 AM

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