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Another Porn Poem Contest Runner-Up

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October 28, 2010

Another Porn Poem Contest Runner-Up
Image courtesy of We Are Hairy.

Ladies, hold on to your panties, because A.K. Anderson is in the house. Okay, he's not really (because he told me that he refused to step foot in this house since I pantsed him during the office Christmas party) but his lyrical stylings are. If we can learn anything from Mr. A's words, we know that incidental poop is okay and he has a thing for hairy pussies, (images from We Are Hairy are burned into his computer monitor) trannies and Dove soap. There's A.K in a nutshell for you, such a complicated individual. Mothers, lock up your sons because it's time to read the musings from this twisted writer's mind. Like it? Leave a comment on his profile page.

This is a poem for porn and about porn and stuff
And I promise not once to use the word muff

Girls with big boobs riding camels with toes
Guys cum shoot them a look to see where it goes

Dudes with hard cocks want to give it a crack
babes riding cowboys forward and back

Reverse it up and they ride drawrof and kcab
Spread her wide open and give it a stab

Pussies and doggy and bears oh my
Hung like a horse might make her cry

Ladies in the shower soap up with Dove
Remember kids, "no glove no love"

Bareback is good but kids could come of it
always be responsible and take care of your shit

When dealing with ass, if it's incidental it's not wrong
Just be careful what comes out when you remove your shlong

Remove your hair or don't. it's up to you
Shaved gets looks but Hairy Twatter does too

Twat, cunt, snatch! old whore slut!
Pussy, vagina, pink! Horny woman older than king tut

Queens and trannies and the guys they adore
It's double the package when the pants hit the floor

There's a package at the door and a lonely wife in the place
We know how the story goes: blah blah blah, cum on her face

So much to learn from watching people fuck all day
Like Ashley's a prude, Chris likes comics and Will is gay

A poem about porn and for porn this was
As forest hump once said porn is what porn does!

Posted by April Scott at October 28, 2010 1:01 AM

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