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April 23, 2010

RabbitsReviews Best of the Web 2010

If there's one thing we take seriously here at RabbitsReviews, it's the decision-making process that goes into listing the world's best adult sites - and all the other sites that fall in their shadows. With our years of experience, one of the unusual elements we've had to come to terms with is that for any category, there is always more than one site that could take home the gold, depending on the angle you're viewing it from. RabbitsReviews Best of The Web 2010 is our first attempt at examining some categories that aren't available on RabbitsReviews and taking a fresh look at the niches we see daily.

We cast aside our usual review criteria and decided to hit the sites straight on. We looked at which sites would be best from a surfer's point of view, disregarding various site elements, such as design, navigation and bonus content. Some of the categories came from user questions, while others were our own attempts to highlight areas of this business that don't figure in to the scoring of our daily offerings at Rabbits.

We opened the nominations to our users for a two-week period. Teams then went through the submissions and tried to reduce the number of sites by discounting ones that weren't significant contenders. When our list was finalized, each of the selected nominees was asked, where appropriate, to submit five scenes that exemplified the category for which they were being nominated. If they couldn't or didn't submit five scenes, we judged them based on their five most recently updated videos. Six of our most senior staff then sat down over a number of days and went through each of the nominated categories. We didn't always agree and tried to cast aside our personal biases and focus solely on the simple question at hand: What sites are our users looking for when they're searching for the following...

Most Exclusive Content

The reviewers at RabbitsReviews know as well as anyone that many porn sites recycle content or license it out to others. We've searched our site - and sifted through your nominations - for those with the most exclusive video content. You won't find these scenes anywhere else.

The Nominees

Brain Pass
Pantyhose Discounts
DDF Prod
Reality Kings
Porn Pass For All

With scenes averaging 25 minutes each, Porn Pass For All has more exclusive hours of content than most sites, with over 5,000 movies. Unfortunately for them, it wasn't enough to grab the win this time. With nearly 11,000 exclusive videos, or 3,608 hours of content, Brain Pass is our official winner.

The Winner: Brain Pass


Best Bang For Your Buck

Some people watch the same porn scenes repeatedly and never get bored, but many want access to as many movies as their money can buy. Most porn sites don't quite deliver in this regard, but we've selected sites with the most amount of content that'll do the least amount of damage to your budget.

The Nominees

Video Box
Fame Digital
Reality Kings
Devils Films
Grooby Archives

Each of our nominees offers at least a couple hundred videos for every dollar you spend. While that might be a lot to go through for some, Grooby Archives gives you 214 scenes per dollar, Reality Kings served up 294 scenes, Devils Film came in with 301 and Video Box impressed us with 525 movies for a buck. One site, however, is far ahead of the competition with 713 scenes. Congratulations Fame Digital. Your site definitely delivers the best bang in our books!

The Winner: Fame Digital


Most Romantic

We get a lot of requests from people looking for videos they can watch with their significant other. It's not always about how quick you can get someone naked and bang their brains out. Sometimes it's about romance!

The Nominees...

Porn Romance
Sssh.com
For the Girls

When choosing the winner for this category, we tried to imagine we were with someone who hadn't become desensitized to it--someone unlike any one of us. We figured that person might be interested in a story of romance or seduction, not about how quickly someone could stick as many things into as many holes as possible.

Sssh produces scenes with interesting scenarios, decent production value and sensitivity to the action that just wasn't as complete on the other sites in this category. It's our pick for most romantic - the type of site you might like to watch as you curl up on the couch next to someone special.

The Winner: Sssh.com


Most Cleverly Named Site

When we waded into this one, we were probably thinking about the funniest sitename as opposed to the cleverest. But as we sat around the table, going through the nominees and staring intently at our sheets, it became quite clear that we were locked into clever. Next year we'll add an extra category, but this year's winner had to be sharp and it had to have been reviewed by us in the last year.

The Nominees

Lez Be Girlfriend
Hairy Twatter
Muh Dick
Everything Butt
Mucho Taco

Muh Dick got the nod for the funniest. It was late in the day. We were tired. It sounded hilarious. But as we weren't selecting the funniest title, it was tossed from the running. That left us struggling between Everything Butt and Hairy Twatter. This one took us a while, but, in the end, Hairy Twatter just seemed a little too simple to devise. Everything Butt is a thinker - as much as it can be. And that was enough to grab the win in this category.

The Winner: Everything Butt


Oscar Quality Porn

There are some sites that really go out of their way to present porn in a highly artistic manner, with nice lighting, gorgeous sets, innovative camera angles and actors who sell the scene. Many struggle to emulate Hollywood, but few come close to what mainstream is doing. We wanted to see who stacked up best.

The Nominees

Naked Movie
Brazzers Network
The Training of O
Wicked Pictures
Cinema Erotique

Brazzers could have won for best reality porn and Naked Movie would have stolen Best Parody. In the documentary category - if we had one - The Training Of O would've blasted the competition. But when it comes down to sites that fit into this category, Cinema Erotique and Wicked Pictures fit the bill. Both have solid storylines and acting that qualifies as an actual dramatic performance, but Wicked Pictures is the big winner, if only due to their ability to throw big money at their productions.

The Winner: Wicked Pictures


True Lesbian Love

In Hollywood, gay characters are often played by straight actors. Such orientation-bending roles are even more commonplace in porn. In both cases, sometimes you buy it, sometimes you don't, but, ideally, an actor is cast who doesn't just play a role. We were looking for the most convincing lesbian scenes.

The Nominees

Sapphic Erotica
Lesbian Factor
No Fauxxx
Cyber Dyke
Heavy Metal Pussy Party

The tattooed and pierced models of Heavy Metal Pussy Party are convincing in their zeal for long sessions of lesbian loving. Still, after some debate, we decided that No Fauxxx ought to win. Their babes have tattoos and piercings, too, but their lesbo action somehow seemed more intense and real.

The Winner: No Fauxxx


When Pornstars Screw Up (OR Simply Make Us Laugh Out Loud)

Some porn sites take themselves too seriously. Others know that hardcore action is no joking matter, but you can still have a giggle while tits jiggle and dicks wriggle in the wrong direction. Whether the content is behind the scenes, outtakes or just a hilarious premise, these were the sites we looked at.

The Nominees

Porno Cock Ups
Stop The Camera
My Tiny Dick
Freak Fuckers
The Minion

If you want to know what's going on behind the scenes, then Porno Cock Ups and Stop The Camera are where it's at. My Tiny Dick was funny at first, but the same thing over and over gets a little tired. That left us with the obnoxious ramblings of The Minion (which is funny in its immature way) and Freak Fuckers. While the latter may not be highbrow humor, its more sophisticated porn parodies had us all laughing nonstop. It was the obvious winner.

The Winner: Freak Fuckers


Transsexuals Who Transcend Gender

The world is home to many gorgeous transsexuals. Finding the most beautiful, though, can take some time and finding them all in one place is next to impossible - until now.

The Nominees

Shemale Yum
Ladyboy Gold
Sexxxy Jade
Shemale Club
Ladyboy Player

We went through our top nominees and figured we'd be in for a fight. All these sites offer some smoking-hot transsexuals, but we were limited to five scenes and that may have been the only factor that counted against the sites. Ladyboy Gold has some gorgeous Asian ladyboys, but, in the end, we went with Shemale Yum. There seemed to be more variety and that was enough to edge out Ladyboy Gold for the win.

The Winner: Shemale Yum


Oldest Grannies

In this category, older is defiantly better. That's exactly what went looking for. We wanted to see the most wrinkles, the least amount of teeth and/or the greyest hair everywhere. We wanted to see these women pleased beyond belief, and while the jury is still out on whether they were, the rest we got in spades.

The Nominees...

Her Last Fuck
Hot 60 Club
Lusty Grandmas
Granny Ghetto
Granny Gummers

A lot of the sites feature women in their 40s or 50s and a lot of them seem to be European. This doesn't mean that they couldn't have been grannies, but it does mean that they aren't the oldest we saw. However, when it comes to five scenes that we saw that featured the absolute oldest women, Her Last Fuck ended up bringing home bragging rights. Congrats!

The Winner: Her Last Fuck


Most Original Premise

This category was hard in that the site had to have been reviewed in 2009 and had to have at least 10 scenes. In ended up coming down to three very different opinions as to what makes a site original.

The Nominees

Freak Fuckers
Veggy Mature Orgies
Lost Bets Games
Cum On My Tattoo
Crygasm

Some said it should go to Freak Fuckers, because the scenes are better than some similar sites and the setups are so strange and the script often so good that it just stands out as unique all by itself. Others thought Lost Bet Games should take it because it came at porn from a different angle, but used the sexy setups we've seen since grade school - depending on which school you attended. After much heated debate, and a few people switching their allegiance, we thought that Crygasm should take home the prize, because the idea of playing with orgasms and emotions is, in this instance, the most original combination.

The Winner: Crygasm


Best Drunken Sex

Drunken sex is one crazy fetish and nowhere do they do it as well as they do in Europe. The setup is simple: Get a girl who is willing to bang on camera and give her a bottle of Mr. Jack Daniels, or any of his friends, to warm the scene up and let the fun begin.

The Nominees

They Drunk
College Wild Parties
Real Drunken Girls
Drunken Moms
Drunken Teen Orgies

To be clear, we weren't looking for the best party sex. In that case, something like College Wild Parties would have gone home with the gold. We wanted to see real people getting drunk on camera and shooting as great a scene as possible under those conditions. It was a toss-up between Drunken Teen Orgies and They Drunk, but one site was more pure in content. Not all five scenes on Drunken Teen Orgies met the standards set by They Drunk, where women drank over half the scene away and were completely in the bag for the hardcore content. In our opinion, They Drunk rocked it for the best drunken sex. Cheers to them - or maybe "na zdorovje" is more fitting.

The Winner: They Drunk


Most Heavenly Hairy Pussy

Hairless beauty seems to be the norm these days, but there are a number of sites that buck the trend. They come from the angle that a natural woman is a more beautiful woman and we found more than we could imagine with our top five.

The Nominees

All Hairy
ATK Natural and Hairy
Hairy Twatter
Hippie Goddess
Hairy Pussy Porno

The competition was pretty fierce. Hairy Twatter put on a serious show of force. And ATK was the favorite by a long shot with its depth of content and thick rolodex of models. In the end, though, it was a site devoted to hippie goddesses that seemed to embody what this category is about. The women you'll find inside are so natural, it transports you to times and places that have largely been forgotten. Hairy pits, legs and pussies come together as women of all shapes and sizes disrobe and display what nature has given them. Hippie Goddess is divine when it comes to heavenly hairy women and well deserving of the award.

The Winner: Hippie Goddess


Worst Cameraman

When it comes to shooting porn, cameramen can make or break a scene - or a site. Some ruin them with crappy commentary while others kill it with poor camera skills.

The Nominees

Franks Tgirl World
BangBros Network
Kim K Superstar
Beautiful Feet Online
Chick Pass

BangBros Network is a huge site with tons of different people shooting scenes. How can you possibly find the worst there? (Okay, so we basically narrowed it down to BangBus shoots, but really?) Franks Tgirl World also made the list, but the commentary wasn't bad and neither was the filming. However, the crappy clicking from the camera was almost enough to take home the award... almost. Our winner, Beautiful Feet Online, seemed to have both ends wrapped up pretty well. Most of the scenes had a soundtrack, so you couldn't hear the dialogue. However, with a site that focuses mostly on closeups, you'd think you would learn to focus on your subject (feet) without using auto-focus, which racks back and forth at will. And if you're going to zoom on a subject, use a tripod or it looks like you're shooting during an 8.0 earthquake.

The Winner: Beautiful Feet Online


Hottest Butt

This is pretty self-explanatory, no? Breast and leg lovers step aside. The ass fanatics will deal with this one. There are lots of good asses out there, but who do you think has the hottest butt?

The Nominees

Alexis Texas
Club Angel Dark
Silvia Saint
Vanilla DeVille
Buck from Southern Strokes

Big or small, there is a lot that goes into deciding whether a chick has a great ass. Important factors to consider are how it curves and looks from behind and from the side. Then, of course, it has to look as good naked as it does in a sexy pair of panties. Well, we had five worthy nominees and while Angel, Silvia and even Buck have got some nice backsides, it came down to Alexis Texas and Vanilla DeVille for the win. And, by the tightest of margins (pun kind of intended) Vanilla pulled it out.

The Winner: Vanilla DeVille


Most Extreme

On the extreme porn scale, you have non-nude softcore sites on one end, standard hardcore sucking and fucking in the middle and way on the other end of the spectrum you have these five nominees.

The Nominees

Its Just Chocolate
Biohazard Bitches
Extreme Holly
Rather Extreme
Facial Abuse

While Holly is one of the queens of extreme porn, she hasn't updated her site in a long while and she looks to have removed some of the most extreme action that made her so famous. It's Just Chocolate is extreme in what it uses chocolate to represent, and Rather Extreme is, well, rather extreme. While Biohazard Bitches uses hard throat fucking and nasty language toward the "bitches," Facial Abuse does it even more hardcore and, in doing so, came out on top. I mean, a site that saves all the chick's deep-throat drippings in a bowl and then pours it over her cum-covered face at the end of the scene is definitely working in the extreme zone.

The Winner: Facial Abuse


Best Boobs

If pornstars are known for one thing, it's for having great breasts. Most of the women in the industry are known for their natural (or silicone) assets. For this category, we were looking for the babe with the nicest boobs of all.

The Nominees

Cassandra Calogera
Kelly Madison
Joanna Angel
Chelci Fox
Eva Angelina XXX

Great boobs are the norm rather than the exception in porn, so we knew going in that it would be no easy task to pick the girl with the nicest pair. It had to be done, though, and with the help of our readers, we managed to narrow our choices down to five incredibly sexy women. Heated debate followed, but when all was said and done, we couldn't ignore the fact that the lovely Kelly Madison has some of the nicest breasts out there. They're huge, 100 percent natural and fan-friggin-tastic! That's why Kelly walks away as the winner in this category.

The Winner: Kelly Madison


Most Dominant Master/Mistress

For this category, we were looking for the Master or Mistress who was best able to put their subs in their place time and time again. He or she needed to have absolute control over their subjects and, hopefully, even leave us in awe of their powers of persuasion.

The Nominees

Mistress Sidonia von Bork from The English Mansion
Carmen Rivera from Kinky Carmen
Rick Savage from Rick Savage
Mistress Jennifer from Mistress Jennifer
Princess Donna from Public Disgrace
James Mogul from The Training Of O

The dominants in this category all come with their own techniques and style, so picking one that outshines the pack is difficult. There was disagreement among our ranks. Rick Savage was good, but wasn't over the top. Mistress Sidonia was probably the most forceful, degrading her subs and inflicting pain with palpable malice. In the end, though, we all came around to James Mogul from The Training Of O. He won because he was able to demonstrate control physically and mentally without breaking a sweat. He is a true master at his craft and deserves your obedience.

The Winner: James Mogul from The Training Of O


Beautifully Bound

When bondage rises above the art of restraint and turns into restrained art, you have the beautifully bound. From the ropes of Shibari to dungeon crosses, the creativity that goes into bondage can be breathtaking - literally.

The Nominees

Captive Male
Hogtied
Hard Tied
Infernal Restraints
Bound N Determined

Even though bondage is an art form all on its own, other BDSM elements often come into play, which is why Lew Reuben's site Bound N Determined was a sure-fire nominee. Lew is a world-renowned bondage master and his rope work lives up to that moniker, but there just wasn't enough going on in his scenes. Captive Male was another great contender, but many of the scenes focused a little too much on Femdom action rather than the art of bondage. Hard Tied and Infernal Restraints are both from the BDSM mastermind PD, of InSex fame. While they are terrific BDSM sites with lots of innovative takes on bondage, PD takes an extreme angle that won't necessarily appeal to everyone. However, Hogtied has a little of everything - creative scenes, high production values and people who aren't just in it for the money, but truly get off on restraint and control, making it our big winner.

The Winner: Hogtied

Posted by Will Peters at April 23, 2010 2:02 AM

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