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October 29, 2010

And The Porn Poem Contest Winner Is
Image courtesy of All Porn Comics.

We've come to the final porn poem post where we announce the winner and, of course, the champion is none other than Chris Parker! Creative, dashing and smooth, not only can he leap tall buildings in a single bound and win every contest, but he also has the biggest...er...comic collection in the office. Actually, he could probably give All Porn Comics a run for its money in more ways than one. For those of you who don't know the song that this poem goes with, I highly recommend finding it online in order to fully appreciate this entry. Chris has once again proven that he is a god of the written word and the rest of us are lowly hacks who don't deserve to be in his presence. And for his troubles, he gets to use the glory hole first. Congrats! Be a dear and tell Chris how much you like it by leaving a comment on his profile page.

(Sung to the tune of All Star by Smash Mouth)

Director he tells me this chick is gonna blow me
We're gonna get it on in a bed
She was looking kind of dumb with some sex toys in her bum
And my jizz dripping off of her forehead

When the camera's rollin' that's when I start humpin'
Deep dick a ho 'til it's time to start cummin'
Busting my nut in her eyes for fun
You skipped breakfast but you ate my cum

Played with balloons and drank some pee
Those are things I've done in some weird scenes
It's in the script so you should moan
I think it's time you gimme a blow

Hey now I'm a porn star get my clothes off, get laid
Hey now I'm a porn star take my cock out, get paid
And I love making porno
All these porno sluts smoke my pole

She's a cute chick and she's got a big boner
She's only eighteen and not a day older
Caught her shemale cock in a zipper
Nothing but a ho when she's posing for pictures

Her dad's patience is getting pretty thin
Since he saw his daughter give a guy a blumpkin
She's in the Bang Bus on all fours
Having sex with strangers isn't only for whores

Hey now she's a porn star takes her clothes off, gets laid
Hey now she's a porn star takes her tits out, gets paid
And she loves making porno
All these porno studs fuck her holes

Hey now I'm a porn star take my cock out, get laid
Hey now she's a porn star takes her tits out, gets paid
And we love making porno
We're both porno stars

Director he asked if I'd take it up the ass
He said he'd like to try it on the next take
I said yep meet you on set
I'm not all that into guys myself
But I am sure down with gay for pay
So these guys start humpin' and they don't stop pumpin'
Banged by two dudes and I think they ripped somethin'
It hurt so bad that I called for mom
Yeah porn is fun but it hurts my bum
Now when I poo I often bleed
Doc said take it easy for two weeks
I looked at him and said no
I'm scheduled to work with BangBros

Hey now I'm a porn star take my cock out, get laid
Hey now she's a porn star takes her tits out, gets paid
And we love making porno
All us porno stars ditch our clothes
And we love making porno
All us porno stars like to bone

Posted by April Scott at October 29, 2010 1:01 AM

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