Anal Oral Sex Soliloquy

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October 7, 2010


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Recently, we had a contest in the writer's department where we had to write a poem about porn. We're going to post all of the entries, including the one that actually won. We'll start with the one written by yours truly, Will Peters and no, I don't really think that I'm Shakespeare reincarnated. Still, you can read the famous lines from Hamlet that inspired me and then enjoy my Anal Oral Sex Soliloquy. By the by, the answer to the quandary posed by my words is clear, you needn't choose between a butt or a blowjob with sites like Dirty Ass 2 Mouth.

Here's his Willy S's version (He's really a hack.):

To be, or not to be: that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep;

Here's mine (True brilliance and yes, that's sarcasm.):

To suck or to ass fuck that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the hind to suffer
Stinging, gaping narrows of courageous moon,
Or to put lips against semen and gobble.
And in closing swallow it? Then lie asleep.

Posted by Will Peters at October 7, 2010 1:01 AM

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