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An Ode To Blowing A Load

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October 26, 2010

An Ode To Blowing A Load
Image courtesy of Sperm Glazed.

For those of you who have been chomping at the bit to read more of our porn poems, your wait is over. Here's another piece of literary magic from our own Wayne King. Not only is he punny (Wayne King...say it fast!), but he knows how to turn a phrase and we love to read about his effusive love for blowing his spunky load all over women. Actually, if you like to do the same thing, you will probably appreciate the action on Sperm Glazed just like he does. Two peas in a pod you two are! Like his entry? Let Wayne know on his comments page, or maybe the two of you can just discuss your mutual love for giving cum baths... whatever.

This is a dirty poem
I had to write for work
So I thought I'd have some fun with this
And be an offensive jerk.

This piece is about women
And how I like to fuck them
And also blow my load on them
To show them that I love them.

I'll fuck them on their side
I'll fuck them on their stomach
But I won't fuck them face to face
Or else my dick will plummet.

I'll fuck them on a table
I'll fuck them over a banister
Pretty or ugly, I'll fuck them all
My sexy semen canisters.

Do not believe a word of this
They're all just fibs and lies
I know that this won't take first place
So just give Chris Parker his prize.

Posted by April Scott at October 26, 2010 1:01 AM

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