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May 15, 2013

American Men Have Some of the Smallest Penises
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We all know how obsessed men are with their penises. And the size of their member is one of the things guys think and fret about the most. Well, now we have yet another study that men can use to compare themselves to other men around the world and either come away feeling really good about themselves or completely inadequate. So get out the tape measures, boys, 'cause here we go!

According to a study by Dr Richard Lynn, emeritus professor of psychology at Ulster University, men in the Republic of Congo have the largest penises, with an average length when erect of 7.1 inches. Coming in just 0.1 inches below them are Ecuadorian dudes, followed by guys in Ghana at 6.8 inches and Columbian guys at 6.7.
So are you feeling good or inadequate yet? Well, maybe it will help if we move out of Africa and South America. How about we check out a few national rivalries and see who comes out ahead?

UK/FRANCE

Congrats to all you U.K. blokes. According to the study, the average British erect dick is 5.5 inches long, compared to 5.3 for those French guys.

NEW ZEALAND/AUSTRALIA

They may have the smaller country, but when it comes to cock size, it is the Kiwis coming in ahead of their Aussie counterparts at 5.5 inches to 5.2 inches.

CANADA/USA

Americans might think Canadians are just polite people who live in igloos and have a crazy socialist health care system, but they should also know that besides producing great musicians (Neil Young, Joni Mitchell, The Guess Who) and great comedians (Jim Carrey, Mike Myers, The Kids In The Hall) they have also produced guys with bigger cocks than the Americans by an average of 0.4 inches (5.5 to 5.1).

I should point out that there are critics of the study who say that the research is flawed because Dr Lynn gathered some of his data on penis length from websites. While I can't confirm if the critics are Americans, Australians or the French, I doubt any are from the Republic of Congo or Ecuador.

But it isn't all bad news for USA dudes. At least you have bigger cocks than Chinese (4.3) and South and North Korean men (both 3.8). And you are home to the man with the world record for the biggest cock!

Check out his new song "It's Too Big":

Here are a couple websites to check out that cover a range of cock sizes: MyTinyDick and MonstersOfCock.

Posted by A.K. Anderson at May 15, 2013 1:01 AM

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